Ben Franklin speaks from the face-hole about the hazards of licking money.

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Hey everybody, I um, a little under the weather today.
Ben Franklin here. Lookk I just wanna say don't mess aroudn with the flrsh eatin bacterina you know hwat I"m saying? Cause it'll do dis to yo face. And believe me lots a these hundred dollar bills are loaded with that flesh eatin backteria. look what id done to me. I'm hideous. Look away... look away people. Hmm.