Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to BOLD SPICE he could smell like he's me. Look down...back up. Where are you? You're in my living room. You're in my living room. With the man who has the hair that your man's hair could look like if he stopped cutting it. Forever. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a machine gun. You're in a war zone. Look to your left. Back to me. There was nothing there! The machine gun is now a cellular telephone. Hello, girlfriend! Anything is possible when your man switches to Bold Spice and stops cutting his hair. Forever. I have a duck. Do do do dit do dit do do...I can't whistle.