- Fire up the barbecue, I'm in Scarlet, North Carolina.
The queen city of the south.
Let's go see if we can find Scarlet's Web,
and have a good time.
Get out of my ass and take out the trash when you leave,
look at the size of this airplane.
They say he's 100 feet shiny, and he hasn't been able
to fly since he discovered Bojangles.
Ew ew ew, are you joking my ass?
What happened to your organs, ya nasty freak boy bitch?
Holy snopes, holy snopes, holy snopes,
Man, Charleston really blows.
No I like it though.
Ugh, nasty hiccupotamus,
why don't you just freakin' go extinct?
My three friends were telling me that Starlet's kinda fishy,
and I said "Nah I think that's just you guys."
You know, I can really see myself living in Carlsberg.
Charmin, North Carolina, you are one of the most-
you are one of the most beautiful cities I've ever seen.
Are you joking my ass?
They got a hundred feets worth of books.
I wish I could- I wish I might- I wish I did-
I wish I knew how to read.
Flick my daughter between the eyes,
it's the Napster Hall of Fame.
Gentlemen, start your Indians!
Toly Crobus, the crosswalks are checkered flags.
I finished honey.
Ooh, yum yum yum, they got a Brazzers.
Maybe we can see some boobs and ass.
Help my ass, I got lost and now I'm on Mars planet.
No, it's just an illusion,
Sweet ass of Christ, I'm sad to leave Charlesville.
But the world keeps turnin,' ya know?
Ass full of chess pieces, what a day I've had
here in Charlotte.
Isn't that right, honey?
It even was the best day of my whole life.
Oh and by the way,