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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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(ERIN): THIS IS
(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.
(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,
(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,
(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,
(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,
(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH
LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.
(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
IS THAT MADONNA?
(STILL SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
BUT IT'S A REAL MANTRA.
YOU KNOW THE ONE THING ABOUT
MADONNA IS SHE WILL TAKE SOMETHING
REAL, AND THEN JUST
BLOW IT OUT OF THE WATER.
YEAH--
OR BLOW IT THROUGH THE-- I DON'T
KNOW, BLOW IT UNDERGROUND--
SHE'LL BLOW IT.
SHE'LL MAKE A BOMB,
AND SHE'LL BLOW IT.
YEAH. I GOT THAT IN SANSKRIT,
ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO I GOT
ACUPUNCTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND I GOT MY BACK CUPPED.
OH YOU DID?
THAT'S WHY I SANG IT.
WHAT KIND OF CUP DID THEY USE?
THEY USED AN OLD MCDONALDS
GARFIELD, LIKE COMMEMORATIVE MUG.
-TOTALLY, YEAH.
-YEAH.
YOU KNOW THOSE OLD GLASS MUGS
FROM THE 80S--
OH, OF COURSE. THATS'S
STILL WHAT USED FOR--
WHAT DID YOU HAVE? I HAD A STAR
WARS, AND I HAD A GARFIELD.
I HAD MUPPET BABIES--
OH, I'M JEALOUS.
YEAH, AND I THINK I HAD CARE BEARS.
OH YOU DID?
YEAH.
I HAD LIKE HOT RODS. I ALWAYS
PICKED THE BOY GIFT. I WANTED
HOT RODS, I WANTED--
WELL I NEVER PICKED THE GIRL GIFT. THAT'S JUST WHAT I GOT.
OH, THEY GAVE THAT TO YOU?
YEAH, SO DON'T FUCKING
GO THERE WITH ME.
OH NO, THEY WERE LIKE, "MMH,
SHOULD WE GIVE HIM THE DUKES OF
HAZARD, OR SHOULD
WE GIVE HIM THE CARE BEARS.
THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. THAT WOULD BE LIKE THE WEIRDEST CHOICE FOR A CHILD.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD
THIS BIG BROUHAHA, BECAUSE
SHE WANTED THE BOYS TOY, AND SHE
SAID WHAT HAPPENED WAS THERE WAS
INSTITUTIONAL GENDER
BIAS AT MCDONALDS.
ANYONE WHO'S SAYING THAT IS TO
OLD FOR THE KIDS TOY.
SHE'S THE DOUGIE HOWSER OF LAWYERS.
OH COOL.
SO SHE--
SHE'S A LAWYER.
-SHE'S A CHILD LAWYER.
-GOT IT.
SO SHE HAS A TINY SUIT ON.
IT'S VERY MUCH LIKE REESE WITHERSPOON IN LEGALLY BLOND.
YEAH.
IT'S ALL PINK. WELL
YOU STARTED A CHILD LAW FIRM.
I DID. I DID, CALLED LITTLE LAWYERS--
YEAH.
NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED--
L-I-L.
IT WAS, LIL' LAWYERS, AND IT WAS
BASICALLY, EVERYONE CAME IN,
AND DID ALL THE LEGAL WORK.
WHAT KIND OF CASES DID YOU DO?
WELL I WAS FRAMED FOR MURDER, AND SO--
AND THAT'S WHY YOU STARTED A LAW FIRM?
(LAUGHS) YEAH.
MM-HMM.
GUESS WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND?
LOTION'D YOUR FACE.
YEAH, SURE, BUT THAT'S EVERYDAY.
MM-HMM. DID YOU GET TOE EXTENSIONS?
I DID, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
MM-KAY.
BUT MY TOES ARE NOW EACH 8 INCHES LONG.
OH THEY ARE?
THEY LOOK GREAT.
HOW DID THEY DO THAT?
THEY DO EXTRA RIBS--
THEY JUST PULL'EM.
OH.
EACH TOE TAKES ABOUT 10 MINUTES--
THAT'S GREAT--
OH YEAH, I'M JUST KICKING
BACK WITH MY US--
SHORTER THAN A LASER.
--LIKE NO BIG WOOP.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, LOOKING AT ALL THE LATEST
FASHIONS AND DESIGNS.
SO YOU GOT ACUPUNCTURE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? DID IT AT ALL FEEL LIKE--
SOMEONE MAKING LOVE TO ME?
FIRST OF ALL I ONLY DO IT ON MY BACK.
OH, WHERE'D THEY DO IT?
WELL THEY DID A LITTLE BIT ON
MY BACK. THEY DID MY KNECK--
NO.
--MY BACK, MY PUSSY, AND MY CRACK.
DO THEY DO ACUPUNCTURE ON THE VAGINA?
SURE WHY NOT.
NO, I'VE NEVER HAD IT DONE.
YEAH.
BUT I WOULD IMAGINE THEY WOULD
IF YOU WERE LIKE, YOU NEEDED
TO INCREASE SOME FLOW DOWN THERE.
YEAH.
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR
OOJI BREATH GOING DOWN THERE.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
YOUR OOJI BREATH.
YOGA. YOU'RE GETTING EVERYTHING
TO FLOW. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR
HEAT UP. YOU KNOW? AND THEN THE
NEEDLES JUST RELEASE THE HEAT.
DO YOU EVER OPEN YOUR DOORS IN
THE MORNING AND GO, "MY VAGINA
NEEDS TO BREATHE."
YES. THAT'S WHY I
GOT FRENCH DOORS INSTALLED.
YEAH. WE HAD A SLIDING GLASS
DOOR AND I SAID, "I CAN'T DO...
MY VAGINA NEEDS TO BREATHE." I
CAN'T DO-- I CAN'T LIFT UP THE
PIECE OF WOOD THAT'S IN THE
BOTTOM AS THE LOCK. RIGHT?
YEAH.
OPEN THE DOOR WHICH IS AN AWFUL
SOUND BY ITSELF. OPEN THE SCREEN
UP, AND THEN GO, "MY VAGINA
NEEDS TO BREATHE." THERE'S SO
MANY-- I NEED A FRENCH DOOR THAT
I CAN DO JUST ONE LUCK, PUSH IT OPEN.
YEAH.
AND THEN THE BIRDS FLY IN. THE
SHELVES, THE DOVES SURROUND ME.
OH, YEAH.
AND ONE HUMMINGBIRD
LANDS ON MY NOSE, AND I GO--
OH IT DOES.
--MY VAGINA NEEDS TO BREATHE.
WITH A HUMMINGBIRD
ON YOUR NOSE.
THEN MY NEIGHBOR GOES, "WE HAVE
CHILDREN. SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
THEN I'M LIKE, "YOUR BABY SHOULD BE
AWAKE FOR THIS.
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING SCARIER
THAN A HUMMINGBIRD LANDING
ON MY NOSE AND FLAPPING IT'S WINGS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I WOULD JUST BE LIKE...
IT'S SO FAST YOU CAN'T
EVEN SEE IT.
I GUESS SO.
YOUR JUST LIKE, "IS THAT A MIRAGE OR IS
THAT A HUMMINGBIRD ON MY NOSE?"
I WOULD SCREAM, AND THEN THE
NEXT THING I WOULD DO IS I WOULD
TELL EVERYONE LIKE, I WOULDN'T SAY
ABOUT WHAT, BUT I WOULD BE LIKE I WAS ATTACKED
THIS MORNING AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE,
"BY WHAT?" AND I WOULD BE LIKE,
HONESTLY I'M IN SUCH SHOCK THAT
IT'S ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR
CONCERN, AND I WOULD LIKE TO ASK
YOU TO LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
BUT YOU'RE IN THEIR HOUSE.
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE GOING TO ASSUME--
HUMMINGBIRD.
GHOSTS.
YEAH.
OR GHOST HUMMINGBIRD, WHICH
WOULD BE THE SCARIEST THING.
THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE REALLY SCARY,
BECAUSE YOU WOULD FEEL--
IF YOU WOKE UP AT NIGHT,
AND YOU FELT IT.
YEAH. THE TINIEST BRUSH
OF WIND IS A HUMMINGBIRD GHOST.
THAT'S THE FIRST LINE.
THAT'S THE FIRST LINE.
THE FIRST LINE OF YOUR MOVIE,
AND THE LAST LINE OF YOUR MOVIE.
YEP. EXACTLY. AND THE MOVIE IS
CALLED ALSO THE TINIEST BRUSH
OF WIND IS THE HUMMINGBIRD GHOST.
OH, EVERYTHING SAYS,
EVERYTHING IN YOUR MOVIE.
YEAH, AND THEN--
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. IS IT
GETTING MASS DISTRIBUTION?
IT'S GETTING AN INTERNATIONAL,
YEAH. EVERYONE-- IT'S SO FUNNY
BECAUSE ALL OVER THE WORLD I'M
GETTING CALLS BEING LIKE, "HI
WE DO NEED A FEW COPIES." AND
I'M LIKE LISTEN, YOU KNOW.
AND THEN I'D SEND THEM.
YOU KNOW ERIN, I ALWAYS THINK
ABOUT MY DREAM WEDDING.
OH REALLY?
YEAH, AND IT WOULD JUST BE--
NOW IS THIS JUST A WEDDING THAT YOU
ONLY HAVE WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP?
YES, AND I ONLY HAVE IT WHEN I'M
DREAMING. SO NONE OF IT'S IN COLOR.
NO.
EXCEPT LIKE, EVERYONE'S FACE IS
A DULL PINK. EVERYONE HAS ARMS,
BUT NO HANDS.
-OH YEAH.
-YEAH.
BECAUSE THAT'S
LIKE VERY FREUDIAN.
YEAH.
NOT LIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CONTROL.
AND THEN THE PRIEST TALKS
LIKE A CHICKEN.
MY WEDDING IS GOING TO BE
STRAWBERRY THEMED.
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE OR JUST
REGULAR STRAWBERRY?
JUST REGULAR STRAWBERRIES. I'M
GOING TO DRESS UP AS A GIANT STRAWBERRY.
BEAUTIFUL.
AND THEN AT THE END OF THE CEREMONY
BECAUSE MY HUSBAND TO BE IS
ALSO DRESSED AS A STRAWBERRY.
RIGHT. WE NOW BRING THESE TWO
STRAWBERRIES TOGETHER.
YEAH. AND AT THE END HE GOES,
"NOW TIME TO JOIN SEEDS."
OH THAT'S CUTE.
YEAH.
DO YOU DO A FEAST? DO YOU DO A
HEAR YE, AND YOU HAVE WOODEN MUGS?
WELL YEAH. THE WHOLE-- THE THEME
IS WOODEN MUGS AND STRAWBERRIES.
AND THAT WAS ON THE INVITATION.
YOU GOTTA START A BUSINESS.
I KNOW. WELL, I WISH I COULD,
BUT SOMEONE'S DREAM WEDDING
THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE ANY OF THAT.
MAYBE BECAUSE IT DIDN'T INVOLVE
ANY OF THAT CREATIVITY--
YOUR VICTIM BLAMING
RIGHT NOW I THINK.
-WELL I ALWAYS DO--
-MM-HMM.
--WAS TOTALLY RUINED AND
CRASHED. THERE'S A WEDDING VENUE
IN NASHVILLE TENNESSEE
CALLED MINT SPRINGS.
GROSS.
COULD YOU EVER THINK OF IT-- YOU
GO TO THE--
YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED IN THE
MIDDLE OF A SPRING.
YOU GO TO THIS WEBSITE, AND FIRST
OF ALL WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT YOU'RE
LIKE OH, I GUESS THEY ONLY
MARRY BLOND PEOPLE. LIKE BECAUSE--
(ERIN): OH IT'S AN
ARIAN PLACE? YEAH.
(BRYAN): ALL OF THE WEDDING
PHOTOS, AND IT'S JUST LIKE
BLOND GORGEOUS PEOPLE WITH
BLOND-- EVEN THE TUXEDOS ARE
BLOND. WELL TWO IRAQ WAR
VETERANS, BEEN TOGETHER 9 YEARS,
ANTHONY WILFERT AND BRIAN BLAS--
(ERIN): ANTHONY AND BRIAN?
(BRYAN): ANTHONY AND BRIAN.
(ERIN): -ADORABLE
(BRYAN): YEAH.
MY DAD'S NAME IS ANTHONY.
OH, SO YOU AND YOUR DAD--
SO, THEY WERE TOLD THAT THEY
COULD HOLD A COMMITMENT CEREMONY
AT MINT SPRINGS, BUT THEN THAT
WAS ALL CANCELLED TWO DAYS LATER.
BY WHOM?
BY MINT SPRINGS,
BY THE OWNER OF MINT SPRINGS.
FOR WHAT REASON?
WELL HERE WE GO. THEY MADE IT
VERY CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING
THIS WILL BE A SAME SEX CEREMONY.
THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
THEY MADE IT EXPLICITLY CLEAR
THAT IT WAS NOT AN ISSUE, AND
THEY WOULD HOST THAT TYPE OF
CEREMONY. DAYS AFTER, TWO
SEPARATE EMPLOYEES TOLD THEM,
YES OF COURSE WE'LL HOLD YOUR
CEREMONY. THEY GOT AN EMAIL FROM
THE OWNERS SAYING--
OH BRAVE. SO BRAVE, AN EMAIL.
EMAIL. YEAH. THAT'S REALLY HOW
YOU WANT TO HANDLE A SITUATION
WHEN YOU'VE TOLD
SOMEONE YES, AND THEN--
AND PROBABLY TAKEN THEIR
DEPOSIT OR WHATEVER. YEAH.
EXACTLY. AND THEN YOU'RE GOING
TO IMMEDIATELY BE LIKE, "OH, WHAT
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT. HERE'S
AN EMAIL." "UNFORTUNATELY UNTIL
SEX MARRIAGES IS ILLEGAL IN THE
STATE OF TENNESSEE. WE CANNOT
PARTICIPATE IN THIS CEREMONY AT
OUR VENUE. I WISH WE COULD HELP."
YOU CAN, YOU FUCKING
PIECE OF SHIT.
"I TRULY DO, BUT OUR HANDS ARE
ACTUALLY TIED IN THIS SITUATION."
WHAT SUCKS ABOUT THIS--
EVERYTHING?
WHAT'S CONFUSING ABOUT IT IS IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A WEDDING.
IT WOULD BE A COMMITMENT CEREMONY,
WHICH IS NOT ILLEGAL ANYWHERE.
FOR ANYWHERE TO PERFORM A
COMMITMENT CEREMONY. YOU CAN DO
THAT ANYWHERE BECAUSE IT'S NOT
AN ILLEGAL THING. IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.
THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE--
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT
MARRIAGE IS LEGAL, OR ILLEGAL
IN TENNESSEE. BECAUSE THAT'S NOT
WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
THIS IS LIKE MY CUSTOMER SERVICE
NIGHTMARE IS WHEN YOU CALL, AND
YOU'RE LIKE, "HI, SO UM, I HAVE
THIS PROBLEM..." AND IT'S
CLEARLY THEIR FAULT, AND THEY'RE
LIKE, "I'M SORRY MA'AM. I CAN'T
AUTHORIZE THAT TODAY."
YEAH.
"I WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING,
BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. I'M SO SORRY."
WHICH IS JUST LIKE,
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT--
EXACTLY. THIS IS--
SO JUST SAY THAT YOU DON'T WANT
TO DO IT. DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK ABOUT IT.
THIS IS THE SHOPPING SCENE IN
PRETTY WOMAN.
YEAH.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE SHOPPING
SCENE IN PRETTY WOMAN LIKE,
"PLEASE LEAVE. WE DON'T
DO THAT HERE."
OH, SO DON'T GET IT FUCKING
TWISTED DUDE, YOU OWN A FUCKING
HOUSE IN THE WOODS--
YEAH.
--THAT PEOPLE WANT TO BE AT, TO
BE IN A PRETTY ENVIRONMENT,
SO THAT EVERYONE CAN FEEL LOVE
AND STUFF. YOU OWN A ROOF WITH
SOME FUCKING WALLS--
YEAH.
--AND THERE ARE SQUIRRELS AND
BLUE BIRDS THAT SURROUND IT,
AND PROBABLY A FUCKING SPRING--
PROBABLY ABOUT A MILLION
GAZEBOS-- I HAVE A DIFFERENT
WEDDING THEME NOW. IT'S
GOING TO BE CALLED GAZEBO.
MM-HMM.
AND BASICALLY WHAT IT IS IT'S
GOING TO BE DIFFERENT GAZEBOS
SET UP. 50 PEOPLE HAVE TO BE AT
EACH GAZEBO (LAUGHS). AND THEN
YOU HAVE TO GO--
I'M SO GLAD YOU ALREADY
FIND THIS FUNNY.
(LAUGHS)
CUZ I HAVEN'T HEARD ONE THING
THAT'S MADE ME LAUGH.
YOU HAVE TO GO INSIDE IT, AND
RUN AROUND THE GAZEBO FOR TWO HOURS.
I'D RATHER DO THAT THAN GO TO AN
ACTUALLY WEDDING.
AND THE GRANDMOTHERS HAVE TO RUN
THE FASTEST (LAUGHS).
THEY DO? WHAT ARE THE
CONSEQUENCES OF THIS?
THERE'S NO CONSEQUENCES OTHER
THAN YOU CAN SEE OLD WOMAN HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
THE GRANDMOTHERS HAVE
TO RUN THE FASTEST (LAUGHS).
A TOGA GAME IN
GAZEBOS FOR A WEDDING.
YEAH. IT'S OBVIOUSLY VERY
UNFORTUNATE. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO GET MARRIED
WHEREVER YOU WANT.
OR HAVE AT LEAST
A COMMITMENT CEREMONY.
EXACTLY.
ALSO TAKE MY MONEY BITCH.
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT-- IT'S
SUCH BULLSHIT, BECAUSE IT'S SUCH
A COP-OUT OF LIKE WE'RE HIDING UNDER
THE LAW. WE'RE HIDING BEHIND THE LAW.
I'M ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON--
-LISTEN, IT'S NOT ME, IT'S
THEM.
-YOUR NOT A GOOD PERSON.
IT'S NOT ME AT ALL. IF IT WERE
UP TO ME. I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LET
YOU DO THIS. THE FACT IS THEY
COULD DO IT. THEY COULD
ABSOLUTELY DO IT. IT'S NOT AN
ILLEGAL CEREMONY.
IF ANYBODY IN TENNESSEE IS BRAVE
ENOUGH, THEY SHOULD ABSOLUTELY
BOYCOTT THAT PLACE, AND NOT GO
THERE. DON'T GIVE THOSE PEOPLE
ANY MONEY. YOU HEARD ABOUT THOSE
STICKERS THAT ARE HAPPENING IN
UM, MISSISSIPPI?
OH YEAH.
THAT SAYS, IF YOU GOT MONEY,
I'M NOT DISCRIMINATING. IT'S LIKE A
BETTER SLOGAN THAN THAT,
BUT IT WAS A HAIR DRESSER--
I'D LIKE THE STICKERS THAT SAY
LIKE, CONGRATULATIONS.
FOR WHEN YOU DID GOOD
ON YOUR TEST?
YEAH. SO I THINK THAT.
SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER,
SPOILER, SPOILER,
SPOILER ALERT.
GOT IT.
(SIGH) GAME OF THRONES.
HEARD OF IT.
OK, YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS RAPE
SCENE EVERYONES TALKING ABOUT?
NO.
WELL OK, THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF
RAPE ON THE SHOW--
YEAH.
--TO KIND OF SHOW DEPRAVITY OF
THIS WORLD, AND HOW LITTLE PEOPLE
CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, BUT AS A
LOVER OF THE SHOW, I HAVE--
I'VE HAD IT.
I UNDERSTAND IT AS A DEVICE
IN STORIES TO SHOW THAT VERY THING,
BUT THEY OVER USE IT.
MMHH...
THERE IS SO MUCH RAPE-- THERE IS
MORE RAPE THAN THERE IS MURDER.
I FUCKING GET IT. IT'S A SHITTY
WORLD. THERE ARE WALKING SKELETONS.
YEAH.
SO LAST WEEK WAS A RAPE SCENE
EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT AND
IT WAS BETWEEN CERSEI AND JAIME
LANNISTER. BACKGROUND ON THEM--
YEAH.
CERSEI AND JAMIE ARE
BROTHER AND SISTER.
MM-HMM.
THEY'VE BEEN'A FUCKIN'.
CERSEI AND JAMIE COULD
ALSO BE A DISNEY CHANNEL SHOW.
CERSEI AND JAMIE?
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
WHAT WOULD IT BE ABOUT?
TWIN DOGS, AND THEY EACH GO TO THE--
YOU KNOW EACH LIKE COLUMNIST.
CERSEI WAS MARRIED TO THE KING
WHO DIED, AND SHE HAD A SON WITH
THE KING, BUT
NU-UH-UH-UH-UH...
IT'S HER, AND HER
BROTHER'S SON.
OH, THAT'S THE ONE.
AND HIS NAME IS JOFFREY.
YEAH.
ANYWAY, HE DIED--
RIGHT.
--A COUPLE OF EPISODES AGO.
YEAH.
HE WAS POISONED AND
HE HAD A VERY--
THE VEINS.
-VERY VEINY SCENE.
-YEAH.
SO THEY'RE HANGING OUT
BY THEIR DEAD SON.
-JUST LIKE...
-YEAH.
HANGING OUT BY THEIR DEAD SON,
AND THEN THEY START MAKING OUT.
THEN THEY STOP MAKING OUT.
SO HE'S ON TOP OF HER.
MM-HMM.
AND SHE'S SAYING, "STOP, IT'S
NOT RIGHT." AND THEN HE SAYS,
"I DON'T CARE."
THAT IS--
SO EVERYONE WAS
LIKE-- WABA'DA, WABA'DA WHAT?
WHAT MADE IT WORSE, NOT THAT YOU
CAN, IS THAT THE DIRECTOR ALEX
GRAVES--
(GASPS)
DIDN'T THINK IT WAS RAPE.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAID, "WELL IT BECOMES
CONSENSUAL BY THE END BECAUSE
ANYTHING FOR THEM ULTIMATELY
RESULTS IN A TURN ON, ESPECIALLY
A POWER STRUGGLE.
I DON'T MEAN TO BE A JERK BUT
THESE PEOPLE HAVE GOT PROBLEMS.
(LAUGHS) YEAH, YOUR RIGHT
ON FOR THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY NEED. THERAPY.
-THANK YOU.
-YEAH.
OR HERBAL ESSENCE HAIRAPY.
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
THEY SHOULD DO ANALYZE
THIS GAME OF THRONES MASH UP.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
ROBERT JR.'S CHARACTER FROM
ANALYZE THIS SHOULD COME ON, AND THEN HELP.
YEAH.
OH NO, THE OTHER ONE.
WHOEVER. IT'S APPLICABLE. WHAT'S
INTERESTING IS HOW PEOPLE RESPONDED
TO THIS, BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR
HIMSELF SAID THEY WERE LIKE
VERY CAREFUL TO NOT MAKE THIS
LOOK LIKE RAPE, EVEN THOUGH,
SHE'S LITERALLY SAYING, I DON'T
WANT TO DO THIS. AND HE'S SAYING,
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
RIGHT.
SO HE POINTS TO LIKE, THERE'S A
MOMENT WHERE SHE'S GRABBING ON
TO THE TAPESTRY THAT
HER SON IS LYING ON.
MM-HMM.
NOT TRYING TO GET AWAY, BUT
SHE'S ENJOYING IT.
AND THEN HE, ALEX GRAVES USES
THE PRASE, "THERE WAS PLENTY OF KISSING."
OH SURE, THE KISSING
WAS A PLENTY.
THAT SCENE DOESN'T
EXIST IN THE BOOK.
REALLY?
NO. SO, GEORGE R. MARTIN.
DOES THE R. STAND FOR RAILROAD?
YES. IT'S ALL ABOUT MONOPOLY
WITH HIM. OK, SO HE SAID,
ON HIS BLOG, "IN THE NOVEL
JAIME'S NOT PRESENT AT JOFFREY'S
DEATH, AND INDEED CERSEI HAS
BEEN FEARFUL THAT HE'S DEAD HIMSELF.
AND THEN SUDDENLY JAIMIE IS
THERE FOR HER. THOUGH THE TIME
AND PLACE IS WIDELY INAPPROPRIATE
AND CERSEI IS FEARFUL OF DISCOVERY
SHE IS HUNGRY FOR HIM AS SHE IS
FOR HER." SO, AND THEN HE GOES ON
TO SAY LIKE, "IF THE SHOW HAD
RETAINED SOME OF CERSEI'S DIALOGUE
FROM THE BOOKS, THEY MIGHT'VE
LEFT A DIFFERENT IMPRESSION. ALL
I CAN REALLY SAY ON THIS ISSUE IS THE
SCENE WAS INTENDED TO BE DISTURBING,
BUT I DO REGRET IF IT HAS
DISTURBED PEOPLE FOR THE WRONG REASONS."
SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS.
SO ANYWAY, LAST NIGHT I WAS
LIKE, I WAS JUST PISSED. I WAS MAD
ABOUT IT--
WE CANCELLED
ENLIGHTENED FOR THIS?
THANK YOU.
AND A COME BACK?
I KNOW THEY'RE SLIGHTLY
DIFFERENT TONES, BUT COME ON.
WELL YEAH. YEAH, EXACTLY.
SO I WROTE ON TWITTER, "GAME OF
THRONES, I SAW THE RAPE SCENES
IN THE BACKGROUND TONIGHT.
PLEASE GIVE IT A REST."
MM-HMM.
THINKING, WHATEVER, I'M SURE
OTHER PEOPLE ARE THINKING THIS. RIGHT?
SOMEBODY GOT ATTACKED ON TWITTER
LAST NIGHT.
OH.
AND HER NAME'S ERIN GIBSON.
AH HA.
@MAT60606, HE SAID, "IT WAS IN
THE FOREGROUND PLENTY ERIN. I
DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD
WANT TO ALTER SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK."
AS IF YOU WERE GOING TO.
-WHICH IS IRONIC--
-HOW COULD YOU HAVE?
WHICH IS IRONIC, BECAUSE THE
WRITERS THEMSELVES ALTERED
GEORGE R. MARTIN'S WORK.
VERY IRONIC.
SO, I'M NOT INTO ALTERING, I'M
JUST SAYING, HEY, CAN WE CUT THE RAPE.
@CHRIS_M: I THINK WE SHOULD
PRETEND THAT RAPE ISN'T ONE OF THE
HORRORS OF WAR.
YEAH, LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF IT.
THAT'LL BE BETTER RIGHT?
OH WOW.
HORRORS OF WAR. ABOUT A TV SHOW
WITH A SKELETON ON A SKELETON HORSE.
SO HE'S SAYING--
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
THIS IS FANTASY.
HE'S SAYING THAT
RAPE IS A HORROR OF WAR.
YEAH, SO HE'S DOING A SARCASTIC
THING OF LIKE WELL RAPE IS APART OF
WAR ERIN. SO I GUESS WE SHOULD
NEVER SPEAK OF IT HUH.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ERIN?
YOU NEVER WANT TO
TALK ABOUT WAR?
INTERESTING BECAUSE I KNOW ALL
THE WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT WITH
DRAGONS AND UH--
(LAUGHS)
--AND WALKING SKELETONS, AND
ABSOLUTELY THERE'S BEEN RAPE
IN THOSE.
YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE GOING FOR REALISM.
YEAH. SO, REAL, REALISM.
YEAH.
(SIGH) I'M JUST OVER IT. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY THAT I MADE EVERYONE
MAD ABOUT HAVING A PROBLEM
ABOUT THE RAPE ON GAME OF THRONES.
SO I FUCKING CHANGE
MY MIND. MORE RAPE PLEASE.
YEAH.
YOU WIN.
YEAH. YOU WERE VERY EASILY DEFEATED.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
HANDEDLY.
I'M JUST GIVING UP.
BRONNS HANDEDLY.
I'M BRONNS HANDLING IT UP. YEAH.

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