Between Two Ferns: A Fairytale of New York Premieres Sunday May 6 at 8:30/7:30c on Comedy Central, followed by The Comedy Awards.

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Starring Zach Galifianakis & Jon Stewart


(theme music plays)
Zach Galifianakis: How can you - you have a
way of connecting with people
Zach Galifianakis: that I wish that I had.
Zach Galifianakis: Whatever I come across as being
a little bit jaded about it,
Zach Galifianakis: maybe I am jaded.
Jon Stewart: No, you come across the
people as a big bear of a dip shit.
Jon Stewart: I think, I feel like people see
you and they're like "Oh my God,"
Jon Stewart: "I'm better than that guy."
Jon Stewart: And they look at you and they
say, "That fat fuck."
Jon Stewart: "They taught him how to stand
with a monkey and hold a baby,
Jon Stewart: and now look at him go."
Zach Galifianakis: Thanks man.
(theme music plays)