Here is my inspired, poorly performed Easter tribute! Jesus was crucified He died up... more »
Here is my inspired, poorly performed Easter tribute!
Jesus was crucified
He died up on that cross,
This mans passed on, he is totally dead
He is no more--ceased to be!
They all said
Well they took the corpse into the tomb
And sealed it with a giant-fucking rock
Then Jesus wakes up 2000 years later
Hes a spiritual zombie, put here by the creator
Hes got a mission to do of the undead nature
Zombie isnt his preferred nomenclature, because...
Jesus is literally a God-zombie
Hes back from the dead
Which means hes undead The undead live and feed on brains
Jesus is comin to eat your brainssss, child!!!
Talkin bout brains, brains, brains
Hes munchin on Brainsss, Brains oh Brains.
Jesus is Risen Hes got that, look in his eye:
Hes hungry, and its time to feed
Watch out now....
Well he gets up from his bed and he begins to lurch
Hungry for the Brains he heads to the Church
Jesus busts into the sermon and heads up to the priest
Takes him by the head and he begins to feast
The crowd goes wild---Its Jesus christ!
Wait, did our priest,
just get iced....
By our Lord God??
Panic breaks out; God is, on the loose!
Splittin open heads and drinkin' the juice
Zombie-Christ is hungry and hes got to feed!
See all those eaten people? Yes hes got that zombie need
You better pack up the children
You better lock your door
Because Jesus just ate your neighbors
And now hes hungry for some more
Written/Arranged by me « less