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You're Welcome: The Cyrus Family Circus & Girl Scout Cookies for Stoners
Published March 03, 2014 18k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson - Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll - Writer/Actor
Elizabeth Baquet - Producer
Ally Hord - Writer/Producer
Mike Karnell - DP
Ben Forman - Sound
Jen Osborne - Makeup/Hair
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Published March 03, 2014

HI GUYS. I'M DASHIELL DRISCOLL. CNN ASKED
US AT FUNNY OR DIE TO FIND THE BEST
PARTS OF THE INTERNET SO WE DID.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
[dance music plays]
MILEY CYRUS IS BACK IN THE NEWS FOR MORE
SHOCKING BEHAVIOR FROM HER BANGERZ TOUR
THE INTERNET IS IN A TIZZY OVER HER STAGE
ANTICS.
TRYING TO SLIP KATY PERRY THE TONGUE,
RIDING A HOT DOG, DOING HER BEST
MONICA LEWINSKY IMPRESSION, BUT WE HERE
AT FUNNY OR DIE THINK THIS IS ALL JUST A BIG
COVER UP TO DISTRACT US FROM THE MOST
EMBARRASSING MEMBER OF THE CYRUS FAMILY.
TAKE IT AWAY BILLY RAY.
- [raps] DON'T TELL MY MAMA, MY ACHY BREAKY HEART
I JUST DON'T LIKE IT, UNDERSTAND...
- [sigh] DAD...
- FOR A CHANGE OF PACE, HERE'S A YOUNG LADY
SELLING THINGS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT.
YEAR OLD GIRL SCOUT DANIEL LEI SOLD
A 117 BOXES OF COOKIES IN JUST 2 HOURS
AFTER SETTING UP SHOP OUTSIDE OF A SAN
FRANCISCO WEED STORE.
KUDSO DANIEL. HONORING THE GIRL SCOUTS FISH
IN A BARREL BADGE.
[gun ricochet sound]
MORE GOOD NEWS FOR HIGH PEOPLE, RUMORS OF
A SPACE JAM SEQUEL STARRING LEBRON JAMES
MADE THE ROUNDS ALONG WITH THIS POSTER.
NOW LEBRON JAMES DENIED ANY INVOLVEMENT
WITH THE MOVIE, WE CAN STILL MAKE A PRETTY
GOOD SUGGESTION FOR TRUE
DETECTIVE SEASON 2.
NOW IF YOU'VE SEEN A BUNCH OF THESE
AROUND THE INTERNET IT'S BECAUSE THE
HIT HBO SHOW IS GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE NEW
CAST FOR THE SECOND SEASON.
HERE'S SOME OF OUR FAVORITE SUGGESTIONS
FROM AROUND THE INTERNET.
YOU GOT MARY KATE AND ASHLEY, BACK WHEN
THEY WERE STILL ADORABLE.
GOT BALKI AND NOT BALKI FROM PERFECT
STRANGERS, AND OF COURSE KAZAAM HOLDING
THE MIND SWEEPER GUY.
WHATSAPP, KNOWN TO MOST OF US AS WHAT'S
THAT RECENTLY SOLD TO FACEBOOK FOR 19
BILLION DOLLARS. WHAT IS IT? IT'S A TEXTING
APP. THAT'S IT.
FEEL FREE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT
OVER IMESSAGE, AIM, FACEBOOK MESSENGER,
ICQ, VIBER, LINE, OR ANY OF THE DOZEN OF
OTHER APPS THAT ALREADY DO THE SAME EXACT THING.
WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE WHATSAPP EMPLOYEES
ARE AS HAPPY AS THE WORLD'S
OLDEST PANDA ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
[panda roars]
OH MY GOD THAT'S A CUTE PANDA.
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.
THANKS FOR TUNING IN, AND YOU'RE WELCOME.

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