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Louis C.K. - Duck Vaginas

Louis C.K. recalls a visit to Chinatown.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Stand Up

Keywords: Louis C.K. duck vaginas chinatown dominate species

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heygreatjeans

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7ec22f4300/how-to-draw-anime-faces

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DylanLov

DylanLov

duck vagina’s our quite the delicacy

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intronjunker

STOLEN JOKE! This was a hamster joke done by Tom Rhodes 10 yrs ago!

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slitrobo

slitrobo

A duck’s vagina is really small and you would need a lot of them to get just one mouthful. Unless you had some kind duck-ostrich hybrid vagina then that would be a meal.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

ravedavewave

Why haven’t you uploaded the “bag of dicks” gag? It’s the best part of this routine!!!!

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eweezy

eweezy

Maybe they’re not meant for eating…

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Noun

Noun

That could also be used as a warning, “Duck, vaginas!”

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7patman7

7patman7

I don’t think i want any duck vagina either.

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pink_ribbon

“what if i liked it?” i would be concerned too—duck vaginas don’t sound good.

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