Happy Birthday J.J...You Rat Bastard!!

Description: Everyone always forgets J.J.'s birthday. This year, someone actually remembers but a startling revelation comes to light that threatens to tear the very fabric of existence.

You see what I did there? In this case, the words 'tearing' and 'fabric' could be interpreted in a number of ways, with vastly different meanings. It's really quite a clever bit of wordplay. You'll appreciate it more after seeing the video. It'll really hit you later, when you least suspect it.