AOL Buys HuffPo: You've Got News!
AOL has bought the Huffington Post from Arianna Huffington just so that they can re-introduce everyone to their amazing CDs loaded with free hours and their new AOL / Huffington Post website.
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Written & Directed by Alex Fernie
Starring: Alex Fernie, Greg Tuculescu, Deborah Tarica, Clay Larsen and Allan McLeod
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Produced by: Allison Hord
Edited by: Andy Maxwell
Production Design: Rachael Ferrara
Written & Directed by Alex Fernie
Starring: Alex Fernie, Greg Tuculescu, Deborah Tarica, Clay Larsen and Allan McLeod
Director of Photography: Brian Lane
Grip: Tom Peña
Produced by: Allison Hord
Edited by: Andy Maxwell
Production Design: Rachael Ferrara
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AOL has bought the Huffington Post from Arianna Huffington just so that they can re-introduce everyone to their amazing CDs loaded with free hours and their new AOL / Huffington Post website.
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<v Computerized Voice> Welcome.
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<v Alex Fernie> Hey, Greg. Ready for the game?
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<v Greg Tuculescu> Yeah, I'm just finishing up with my progressive kayaking friends.
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<v Alex Fernie> Progressive kayaking friends? On your computer?
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<v Greg Tuculescu> Yeah, I get America Online Huffington Post.
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<v Alex Fernie> What's that?
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<v Greg Tuculescu> You don't know? AOL bought the Huffington Post. It's very exciting. Hey, do you like keeping abreast of political, world, and entertainment news?
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<v Alex Fernie> Yes.
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<v Greg Tuculescu> And, do you like friendly chat rooms filled with horny Midwesterners?
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<v Alex Fernie> Well, of course.
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<v Greg Tuculescu> Then you're gonna love everything AOL HuffPo has to offer. Let me show you. AOL HuffPo will mail you an installation CD-ROM, connect to the worldwide web, and voila! You're ready for cutting-edge fervor commentary and masturbation. Everyone is doing it.
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<v Deborah Tarica> Finally! A merger combining my source of news with my grandmother's favorite method of getting online.
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[Door Creaks And Slams Shut]
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<v Clay Larsen> I use AOL HuffPo to download WAV files of my favorite Arianna Huffington quotes.
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<v Arianna Huffington> Master of the internet.
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<v Clay Larsen> That happens whenever I get an e-mail.
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<v Allan McLeod> Now, I can get intelligent, political discourse at the same place I have cyber sex with fourteen-year-old's.
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<v Greg Tuculescu> Chat rooms, political poll results, movie trailers, every quote by Alec Baldwin, and two whole megabytes of e-mail storage. AOL HuffPo really has it all.
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<v Alex Fernie> You can do all that?
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<v Greg Tuculescu> You sure can. But mainly it's for the cyber sex.
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<v Alex Fernie> I gotta check this out. After the game. [Laughs]
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<v Greg Tuculescu> America Online and the Huffington Post. Bringing the future back to nineteen ninety-six.
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<v Computerized Voice> Good Goodbye.
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