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Another episode of Brain Damage our short sketch series.
Published April 10, 2010 77 views More Info ยป
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Published April 10, 2010
INT. Living Room--Afternoon

Tom is on the phone in living room talking to his wife

Tom

No, baby just been hanging around. Getting my sweep on; Yes, I cleaned. I wouldn't lie to you. See you soon.

Tom hangs up the phone.

TOM

You have to go?

Girl

What?

TOM

It was great and all but go, I'll call you.

Tom pushes her out the door. Tom starts a whirlwind clean-up. He shoves food back into the fridge.

He sweeps up the floor. He finds some of the girl's clothes and puts them in the trash.

In walks KRISTEN a cute blond holding a bags full of groceries. Tom takes the bags. They hug. She looks around.

Kristen

It sorta looks like you cleaned.

TOM

I totally did.

KRISTEN

You'll have to do more. We're still having people over tomorrow.

TOM

I know.

He kisses her forehead.

KRISTEN

What's that.

Kristen points to a condom stuck to Tom's shoe.

TOM

What.

Kristen has a look of horror.

KRISTEN

That.

Tom looks down at in panic.

KRISTEN

That's a aa

TOM

(confident)

Balloon.

KRISTEN

What?

Tom picks it up from his shoe. Kristen stares at it.

TOM

I was praticing balloon animals. For the kids. At the party.

KRISTEN

Really.

TOM

Yeah.

Kristen looks Tom over.

KRISTEN

Can you show me?

Tom nods. He holds the condom up to his mouth.

TOM

(cracking)

It's really simple.

Tom puts his mouth on it and blows the condom into a shape. Kristen looks on smiling.

KRISTEN

That's so cool.

Kristen claps. It pops. Tom jumps back.

KRISTEN

The pop scare you honey. It's okay. Keep practicing. Kiss.

TOM

Uh, we should wait. I smell like (beat) balloons.
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