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CLARENCE DOESN'T MASTURBATE

Clarence stopped touching himself several months ago. Why? I guess you'll have to see for yourself.

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Categories: Stand Up Not Safe For Work Sketch

Keywords: Jordan Smith human outreach program clarence doesn t masturbate masturbation touch yourself quit stop couch Lay Down monologue freedom pat

Credits: Rob Fitl (Clarence, writer) Jordan Smith (director)

Web Series: Web Series: Monologues (2 of 2)

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