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Hal Rudnick visits the set of the Anchorman XXX porn parody to talk to the stars... more »
Published July 13, 2011 1.4m views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Hal Rudnick
Featuring Jack Lawrence, Tasha Reign, Aiden Starr, Dale DaBone, Erik Masterson, Dana DeArmond, Dylan Ryan and Adriana Sephoria
Directed by Justin Donaldson
Written by Hal Rudnick & Justin Donaldson
Produced by Hal Rudnick
Executive Producer: Mike Farah
Special thanks to Janeen Gensen and everyone at New Sensations

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(theme music)

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Voiceover: Exclusive.

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Male: Today I'm on the set
of the new Anchorman movie.

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(trumpet music)

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Anchorman 2? No.

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Anchorman, a triple X porn character.

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So we're all big fans
of Anchorman here right?

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Female: Yeah, huge.

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Male: Do you know who played
Champ Kind in the movie Anchorman?

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Male with hat: Damn it, I do not.

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Male: Finish this sentence, stay classy -

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Female: But not trashy.

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Male: Can you name any
Will Ferrell movies?

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What about the one about newscasters?

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Steve Carell's characters
says, "I love lamp."

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What do you love?

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Female: Sex.

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Female: I love cock.

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Male: G spot, A spot.

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Male: What's the A spot?

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Male: A spot is seven-eights of the way
inside the vagina on the front wall.

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If a woman's cervix drops down,
it's covered by the cervix

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push it aside.

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Male: You're like a doctor.

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Male: Absolutely.

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Male: Are you wearing
sex panther right now?

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And that help you get in this situation?

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Male: No, not wearing sex panther.

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I do like, I am kind of a clone whore.

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Nobody knows about it
now especially the girls,

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they forgot about polo.

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Because back in the 80s, it was big
in the 80s and stuff and then you -

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Male: Ralph Lauren.

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Male: Yes, so I've rock a little
polo now because the girls are like

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"God, what is that [thing]?"

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Nobody wears it anymore.

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Male: Anchorman is a
movie about news anchors.

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Right now, I'd like to see if
you've got a nose for news.

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Could you give me your thoughts
on the tragedy in Japan?

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Female: It's horrible, duh.

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Male: It's tragic and it's horrible,

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and it's one of those things
that I wish I could do more.

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I wish everybody could
do more to help out.

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I wish I was a millionaire so
I could donate big time money.

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Throw a couple of hundred
thousand to a charity there.

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If everybody does a little
something I think you know.

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Male: Are you glad they got Bin Laden?

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Female: You know I think that
he killed thousands of people

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and so should have been apprehended

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but our national justice system does
not encourage the killing of somebody

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who has committed crime.

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I think that he most ideally should
have been brought in and put on trial.

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Much like the Nuremberg trials.

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Male: That makes a lot of sense.

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Are you glad that they killed Bin Laden?

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Male: I love the news.

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Female: Whammy.

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Male: Stay classy Funny or Die.

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Male: Too late for that.

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