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Todd Glass's new book "The Todd Glass Situation" in stores now.
Published June 02, 2014 79k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Actor/Writer: Todd Glass
Writer: Jake Fogelnest
Director/Editor: Brad Schulz
Producer: Ben Sheehan and Matt Mazany
Assoiciate Producer: Ross Buran
DP: Kevin Stewart
Camera Op: Ricky Fosheim
Sound by Botown Sound
Sound Mixer Danny Carpenter
Make Up/Hair Brenna Haukendahl
PA David Siev

1

HI, I'M TODD GLASS.

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PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THINGS
WERE SO MUCH BETTER BACK

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IN THE DAY. WHAT DOES
THAT EVEN MEAN?

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WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

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ARE THEY, TAKING IN TO
CONSIDERATION THE WAY

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WE TREATED CERTAIN
GROUPS OF PEOPLE.

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SO WE'RE GOING TO GO
OUT INTO THE STREET, AND

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ASK PEOPLE, YOU KNOW IF
THEY THINK WE SHOULD GO

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BACK TO THE WAY IT USED TO BE.

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THEN TELL THEM SOME
THINGS THAT WERE GOING

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ON BACK THEN, AND SEE IF
THOSE FACTS ALTER THEIR

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OPINION.

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(CAR HONKS)

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FUCK YOU!

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(WALTZING MUSIC PLAYS)

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DO YOU THINK IT WAS
BETTER BACK IN THE DAY?

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UM, YES DEFINITELY.

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WE WERE BETTER.

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SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT
SAY TO PEOPLE GOODNESS, I

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WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO

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THE WAY IT USED TO BE.

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YEAH.

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YEAH, I THINK SO.

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OK, I'M JUST GOING TO READ
TO YOU A FEW THINGS

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THAT WENT ON BACK IN
THE DAY. AND YOU TELL ME IF

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YOU STILL FEEL THAT WAY
AND YOU MIGHT, AND I RESPECT

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THAT.

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1940'S THE US GOVERNMENT PLACED

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110,000 JAPANESE AMERICANS
INTO RELOCATION CAMPS.

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IN THE 1950S BLACK
PEOPLE HAD TO RIDE

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ON THE BACK OF THE BUS.

32

BEFORE 1963, THERE
WAS NO LAW THAT STATED THAT

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WOMAN HAD TO
HAVE EQUAL PAY.

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BEFORE 1975, CHILDREN
WITH HANDICAPS DIDN'T

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HAVE EQUAL ACCESS
TO EDUCATION IN PUBLIC

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SCHOOLS.

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IN THE 1980S, THEY WERE
GIVING THE COMEDIAN

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GALLAGHER TV SPECIALS.

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DO YOU THINK THAT WAS
NITPICKING AND IT WAS

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STILL A BETTER TIME?

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YEAH, I THINK SO.

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(SOMEONE SNEEZES)

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BLESS YOU.

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BLESS YOU. THANKS FOR
FUCKING RUINING A GOOD INTERVIEW

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YOU PILE OF SHIT.

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WHAT YEAR WOULD YOU
WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN WE

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WERE MORE DECENT TO
EACH OTHER AS PEOPLE PER SE?

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68.

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68? YOU THINK IT WAS
A BETTER TIME?

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NOTHING LIKE SOMEONE
THAT'S DUMB AND IN A HURRY.

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WHAT YEAR WOULD IT BE IF
YOU WANTED TO GO BACK TO

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IF YOU PICKED A SPECIFIC YEAR?

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A SPECIFIC YEAR, I COULDN'T
TELL YOU A TIME ERA.

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50S AND 60S.

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IF RIGHT NOW WE COULD
IMPLEMENT SOME OF THE

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RULES THAT YOU WOULD
HAVE TO FOLLOW BACK THEN

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RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU
BE OK WITH THAT?

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RIGHT NOW, OF COURSE I
WOULDN'T BE OK. WE'RE

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IN THE 21ST CENTURY SO...

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I WOULDN'T BE OK WITH IT
BUT IF IT WAS GUMPTION.

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THAT'S CRAZY.

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(SINGS) WHAT KIND OF FOOL AM I?

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(SOMEONE SCREAMS) SHUT UP!

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NOW WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO BACK TO THE DAY BEFORE WOMAN

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HAD THEIR RIGHTS OR AFTER
WOMAN HAD THEIR RIGHTS?

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WELL SINCE I'M A WOMAN I'M
GOING TO SAY AFTER

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THE WOMAN HAD THEIR RIGHTS.

68

BUT MAYBE BEFORE SOMEBODY
ELSE GOT THEIR RIGHTS?

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PERHAPS.

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WERE WE A LITTLE MORE
DECENT TO EACH OTHER BACK THEN?

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I'M FROM NEW YORK.
IT WAS NEVER DECENT.

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WE'LL BLUR HIS FACE, NOT
BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T GIVE US

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A CONSENT, I JUST
THOUGHT HE WAS UGLY.

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I THINK NOW IS PRETTY
MUCH THE GOLDEN AGE TO

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DO WHAT THE FUCK
YOU WOULD LIKE.

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YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG.

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(MAKES A WRONG SOUND EFFECT)

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BUT YOU THINK WHEN YOU,
ON A EVERY DAY BASIS

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YOU CAN LAZILY SAY, HEY
WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE

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WAY IT USED TO BE, NOT
THINKING OF THE WAY SO

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MANY PEOPLE WERE TREATED?

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YES.

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DO YOU THINK IN THE FUTURE YOU'LL THINK TWICE?

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OH, OH YEAH.

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CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG?

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YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN.

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YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON.

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HARDER.

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(BIG SIGH)

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WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

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UM, I GUESS WHEN PEOPLE
SAY THEY WANT TO GO BACK

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TO THE WAY IT USED TO
BE THEY'RE NOT REALLY

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THINKING IT THROUGH.
I THINK THE ONE THING,

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THE MOST SHOCKING PART
OF THE DAY WAS A...

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WHENEVER WOMAN, OR
BLACK PEOPLE, OR ANYBODY THAT

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HAS BEEN A VICTIM OF
BEING JUDGED ON OTHER

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THINGS OUTSIDE OF THE
CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER

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AND SAY THEY WANT TO
GO BACK, I DON'T FUCKING

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GET THAT.

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SO THERE WE GO. GO BLACK.

102

PUT UP MY BOOK INFORMATION.

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AND THERE WE GO.

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BLINK IT UP.

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STAY BLACK, AND BLINK
MY BOOK INFORMATION.

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OK, CUZ THIS BETTER GO VIRAL, OR

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FUNNY OR DIE CAN SUCK MY DICK.

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