"rescuing Han" is a Parody of the song "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gee's about the... more »
"rescuing Han" is a Parody of the song "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gee's about the rescue of Han Solo from Jabba the Hut, told from Luke Skywalker's point of veiw! Check out more of Keith's Musical Comedy @ reverbnation/keithfoskey, facebook, twitter, myspace, etc... LYRICS:
Well, you can tell by the way I blew Yoda off
I'm going to Tatooine and I'm gonna save Han.
Princess Leia and Chewbacca
going in disguise to back me up.
Well, they sold him to Boba Fett.
They froze him, he's not dead yet.
I was made a bitch back on Hoth
by some big ass snow Ewok!
Whether your a Wookie or Jedi playing hookie
then you're rescuing Han, rescuing Han.
Rebels bombing Vader and the Death Star's shaking
and we're rescuing Han, rescuing Han.
Han Han Han Han, rescuing Han, rescuing Han.
Han Han Han Han, rescuing Han-
I'm holding a thermal detonator,
I'm gonna blow you up for making R2 serve.
Lando undercover, he's sneaking around.
Gonna' make our move
when they thaw Han out.
Jabba resists Jedi mind tricks,
but can't rape Leia with no dick.
The way he dressed her up,
I wish she wasn't my sister!
Don't go to the dark side, not to the dark side, the dark side is bad.
Not to the dark side, the dark side is bad. I'm rescuing Han! « less