Starring Don Cheadle Featuring Efren Ramirez, India Wadsworth, Jurnee Smollett, Mike Hanford, Azmyth Kaminski, Alfonsso Lover, Jared Benjamin, Kyle Williams, Matt Pittman, Peter Sudarso, Keith Summers, Kenny Apel, Justin Baltz, Veranika Kan & Davis Coh Written & Directed by Charles Ingram & Nick Corirossi DP: Tom Banks 1st AC: Tom Jordan 2nd AC: Nils Refvik DIT: Blair Neighbors Producer: Ryan Kohler Production Manager: Bryson Pintard 1st AD: Shadie Elnashai 2nd AD: Roslyn Aronowitz VTR: Bob Mills Gaffer: Eric Ulbrich Electric: Brandon Alperin & Derek Hoffman Swing: Dimitri Andrade Grips: Steve Dorman, Dan Conner & Andy Wilson Production Design: Flower Cole Art Director: Libby Wampler Art Dept: Frank Camara, Marcy Silver, Lupe Sanchez & Reanna Fitzpatrick Stylist: Aubrey Binzer Stylist Asst: Jen Grable Make Up SFX: Chris Mills Make Up/Hair: Brenna Haukedahl & Maria Coria Sound Mixer: Ayan Pratap PAs: Mike Rutkowski, Matt Faigh & Wayne Wolfgram Colorist - Trevor Durtschi
India Wadsworth: From what they say about
you, you're a merciless
India Wadsworth: killer, and an incredible lover,
India Wadsworth: with great hair.
India Wadsworth: Could all of these
Don Cheadle: Would you care to
find out Selena?
Don Cheadle: You double
India Wadsworth: Now about that incredible
lover part, CP.
Don Cheadle: It's Croc.
Director: And cut.
Don Cheadle: I'm sorry Jason. Sorry.
Mike Hanford: No Mr. Planet.
That was fantastic.
Don Cheadle: Yeah, it's the 4th
one this week.
Mike Hanford: She's replaceable.
Don Cheadle: Yeah. I guess we're
going to have to call
Central Casting, huh.
Mike Hanford: Oh me? Sure.
Mike Hanford: What does this have
to do with the environment?
Don Cheadle: Pecker? Woodpecker.
Don Cheadle: Peck.
Don Cheadle: Sorry everybody.
Don Cheadle: I thought it was a
Don Cheadle: I hate woodpeckers.
Mike Hanford: Get me every pecker
you can spare.
Mike Hanford: This is how we
can stop him.
Mike Hanford: Woodpeckers!
Don Cheadle: No witnesses.
Don Cheadle: Oh. That's a wrap.
Don Cheadle: Who's left?
Don Cheadle: Baby. Baby, baby.
Don Cheadle: Captain is back.
Don Cheadle: Seven billion new
Jurnee Smollett: No more humans?
Don Cheadle: It's like we always
Don Cheadle: It's just you and me.
Jurnee Smollett: All of the creatures
of the earth.
Jurnee Smollett: Your work has created
endless sanctuaries for
Jurnee Smollett: millions of new birds.
Don Cheadle: Birds...
Jurnee Smollett: Robins. Cardinals.
[bird flapping away]
Don Cheadle: Pe...pecker?
Don Cheadle: Too much peckers.
Jurnee Smollett: Ah!
Don Cheadle: Noo!