Blue Balls, by Dean Monkey
(lyrics below) The song Blue Balls performed by 3 members of Dean Monkey & the undetermined names. Max on Guitar, Danny Lead Vocal, and Sam on Backup Vocal. Lyrics I'm lonely... more »
(lyrics below) The song Blue Balls performed by 3 members of Dean Monkey & the undetermined names. Max on Guitar, Danny Lead Vocal, and Sam on Backup Vocal.
Lyrics
I'm lonely without you,
back to you I crawl.
Baby, my heart's blue
and so are my balls.
I'm asking you please, please
you're such a fucking tease.
Don't make me beg!
How about a quicky,
your love I seek.
Well, I've had a stiffy
for most of the week.
This can't be healthy
for either you or me.
Seriously, I could die from this.
You gotta believe me!
It was only this once!
She made me do it, baby!
Now my nutsack is NUMB!
Now that you left me
where can I go?
It's not so easy
to find another ho.
I'm looking high and low
the hours of my days.
They're still very blue, baby.
I'm lonely without you
back to you I crawl.
Baby, my heart's blue
and so are my balls.
I'm asking you please, please
you're such a fucking tease.
Don't make me beg again, baby! « less
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Additional Credits:
Maxeild Yoder on Guitar & Backup Vocals
Daniel Barkofske on Lead Vocals
Sam Michie on Backup Vocals
Maxeild Yoder on Guitar & Backup Vocals
Daniel Barkofske on Lead Vocals
Sam Michie on Backup Vocals
Added over 2 years ago
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(lyrics below) The song Blue Balls performed by 3 members of Dean Monkey & the undetermined names. Max on Guitar, Danny Lead Vocal, and Sam on Backup Vocal.
Lyrics
I'm lonely without you,
back to you I crawl.
Baby, my heart's blue
and so are my balls.
I'm asking you please, please
you're such a fucking tease.
Don't make me beg!
How about a quicky,
your love I seek.
Well, I've had a stiffy
for most of the week.
This can't be healthy
for either you or me.
Seriously, I could die from this.
You gotta believe me!
It was only this once!
She made me do it, baby!
Now my nutsack is NUMB!
Now that you left me
where can I go?
It's not so easy
to find another ho.
I'm looking high and low
the hours of my days.
They're still very blue, baby.
I'm lonely without you
back to you I crawl.
Baby, my heart's blue
and so are my balls.
I'm asking you please, please
you're such a fucking tease.
Don't make me beg again, baby!
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