Ed Abbey's Galactic Gardenchildren Spread the Green
A Smoldering Soul in the Winds of Change I am the grizzled end of the Old West, a chip off the block of shattered dreams. I am a lone coyote prowling the hills, sniffing for excesses... more »
A Smoldering Soul in the Winds of Change
I am
the grizzled end of the Old West, a chip off the block of shattered dreams.
I am
a lone coyote prowling the hills, sniffing for excesses and eccentricities.
I am
the hobo on the high road, living out of a sack and whistling in the dark.
I am
Crazy Horse facing off with suburbia, living by wits, last of my tribe.
I am
the end of the world howling in the wilderness of the human soul.
I am
an orangutan in a cage waiting for the locks to rust away...
I am
every scrap of poetry ever tossed in troubled times...
I am
the ancient ember of who we were before Mammon.
Blow me.
BZB 008
"You call it 'wild,' but it wasn't really wild, it was FREE."
-- Leon Shenandoah, Onondaga Chief « less
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A Smoldering Soul in the Winds of Change
I am
the grizzled end of the Old West, a chip off the block of shattered dreams.
I am
a lone coyote prowling the hills, sniffing for excesses and eccentricities.
I am
the hobo on the high road, living out of a sack and whistling in the dark.
I am
Crazy Horse facing off with suburbia, living by wits, last of my tribe.
I am
the end of the world howling in the wilderness of the human soul.
I am
an orangutan in a cage waiting for the locks to rust away...
I am
every scrap of poetry ever tossed in troubled times...
I am
the ancient ember of who we were before Mammon.
Blow me.
BZB 008
"You call it 'wild,' but it wasn't really wild, it was FREE."
-- Leon Shenandoah, Onondaga Chief
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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