Mom, dad, Peter, I'm gay.
Mom, dad, Peter, I'm gay!
Honey, are you okay?
There's actually something
I've wanted to tell you guys
for a really long time.
Um, Mom, dad, Peter--
I'm sorry. [sighs]
I just can't hold this in any longer.
I also have something
I need to tell you guys.
[sighs] Mom, dad, Jeff...
[sighs] It feels really
good to get that off my chest.
Um, yeah, I've wanted to let you
guys know my secret for a long time,
by day I'm mild-mannered
Peter Parker, but
at night, I run the city as the wisecracking
web slinger known as Spider-Man.
Anyway, I'm sorry. Jeff.
-Hold up, I have a few questions.
Yeah, how did this happen?
I was on a field
trip to a science exhibit,
and I got bit by a radioactive spider,
and so it gave me the agility and
proportionate strength of an arachnid.
-That checks out.
-First I use my powers for personal gain...
Yada, yada, yada...
Great power comes great responsibility...
Blah, blah, blah...
Anyway, Jeff, the floor is yours.
Yeah, uh, wow, kind of
hard to follow that up, but um...
mom, dad, Peter, I'm gay.
-Oh, that's great.
-We're very happy for you.
So Peter you can
shoot webs out of your wrists?
[Peter]: Uh, not out
of my wrists actually.
I'm a brilliant scientist as well,
so I created these web shooters.
It's pretty cool.
I'll show you how they work if you
like if you want to go for a swing outside.
Yeah, let's do it.
And I Jeff will devote my life to defeating
the masked menace known as the Spider-Man.
Green with envy for
stealing my moment, I will call myself,
the Green Goblin.
-Hey Jeff, that's already a guy.