Nicole Eggert is BACK IN BAYWATCH!
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The shot cuts back to Nicole Eggert running along the beach. The shot focuses on her stomach and thighs, which show a little bit of excess weight. The shot then cuts back to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck.
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: Wait. Wait, wait. Whoa.
The shot cuts back to Nicole Eggert and focuses on her back and butt, which also show a little bit of excess weight. The shot cuts back to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck trying to wave Nicole Eggert off. The shot cuts back to Nicole Eggert coming to stop and leaning over, as though she is out of breath. Nicole Eggert stand back up and moves as though to enter the water and the shot cuts to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck.
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: No. No, no, no. We're good. We're good!
Nicole Eggert: You sure?
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: Yeah!
Nicole Eggert: Why? What's wrong?
Morgan Beck: Resume your life-guarding duties somewhere else.
Josh Simpson: Please go back up to the stand.
Nicole Eggert: Is this because I'm fat?
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: No, no, no.
Josh Simpson: It's definitely not because of that.
Nicole Eggert: Wow.
Morgan Beck: We scared you and we're sorry.
Nicole Eggert: You know, that's really mean you guys. I was going to save your life. You know how shallow that is?
Morgan Beck: OK.
Nicole Eggert: I'm a real woman and you know, real women gain weight.
Morgan Beck and Josh Simpson: Yeah. OK.
Nicole Eggert: Unbelievable.
Nicole Eggert starts to walk away.
Morgan Beck: Thank you for your services.
The shot cuts to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck in the water.
Josh Simpson: I am cramping up my friend.
Morgan Beck: I am cramping up a little. I gotta be honest with you.
Josh Simpson: Come back!
Morgan Beck: I got a...
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck disappear underneath the water. The shot cuts to Nicole Eggert as she pauses and looks toward the water. She sees Morgan Beck and Josh Simpson floating face down in the water. Nicole Eggert looks around and does not see anyone else. Nicole Eggert snickers and points at Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck.
Nicole Eggert: Call me fat!
Nicole Eggert turns and walks away to Baywatch music and the shot cuts back to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck floating face down in the water.

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211 comments
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She really doesn't look that bad!
she looks hotter now then she did back then
Much love to Nicole for this. I don't like stick figure women anyway.
I think she looks great!! :D Love Nicole! She will be the only reason I watch the next Celebrity Fit Club. Don't know why she is going to be on it though. I think she looks perfectly fine and healthy the way she is.
Way to show em, Nicole..Love your attitude..You look fantastic
Good for you, Nicole...Loved the video
Gawd she's HOT in this vid! ...and she's not even that thick. ..but then I'm a proud chubby chaser.. hehe
holy crap she's thick but still super sexy
She's hot! Unlike the stick figures on Baywatch and they probably couldn't save you either.