Nicole Eggert is BACK IN BAYWATCH!
Nicole Eggert looks a little different than she used to.
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Funny Or Die
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Nicole Eggert
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Camera Operator
Dustin Bowser
Additional Credits:
Starring Nicole Eggert
with Morgan Beck
Starring Nicole Eggert
with Morgan Beck
Added over 3 years ago
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Nicole Eggert looks a little different than she used to.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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The shot cuts back to Nicole Eggert running along the beach. The shot focuses on her stomach and thighs, which show a little bit of excess weight. The shot then cuts back to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck.
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: Wait. Wait, wait. Whoa.
The shot cuts back to Nicole Eggert and focuses on her back and butt, which also show a little bit of excess weight. The shot cuts back to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck trying to wave Nicole Eggert off. The shot cuts back to Nicole Eggert coming to stop and leaning over, as though she is out of breath. Nicole Eggert stand back up and moves as though to enter the water and the shot cuts to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck.
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: No. No, no, no. We're good. We're good!
Nicole Eggert: You sure?
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: Yeah!
Nicole Eggert: Why? What's wrong?
Morgan Beck: Resume your life-guarding duties somewhere else.
Josh Simpson: Please go back up to the stand.
Nicole Eggert: Is this because I'm fat?
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck: No, no, no.
Josh Simpson: It's definitely not because of that.
Nicole Eggert: Wow.
Morgan Beck: We scared you and we're sorry.
Nicole Eggert: You know, that's really mean you guys. I was going to save your life. You know how shallow that is?
Morgan Beck: OK.
Nicole Eggert: I'm a real woman and you know, real women gain weight.
Morgan Beck and Josh Simpson: Yeah. OK.
Nicole Eggert: Unbelievable.
Nicole Eggert starts to walk away.
Morgan Beck: Thank you for your services.
The shot cuts to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck in the water.
Josh Simpson: I am cramping up my friend.
Morgan Beck: I am cramping up a little. I gotta be honest with you.
Josh Simpson: Come back!
Morgan Beck: I got a...
Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck disappear underneath the water. The shot cuts to Nicole Eggert as she pauses and looks toward the water. She sees Morgan Beck and Josh Simpson floating face down in the water. Nicole Eggert looks around and does not see anyone else. Nicole Eggert snickers and points at Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck.
Nicole Eggert: Call me fat!
Nicole Eggert turns and walks away to Baywatch music and the shot cuts back to Josh Simpson and Morgan Beck floating face down in the water.
More by Funny Or Die, Nicole Eggert, and Dustin Bowser
- Shes still hot
- I'd still hit it
- There isn't anything wrong with her now.
- Yeah still hot !!!
- Ms. Eggert. you still look absolutely fine as hell! :P
- shit man she still looks good to me
- Nicole: You are still the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!!! Love Rick!
- I still think she's hot.
- She's fat.
- I AM A VIRGIN SOON TO BE 40 IN JULY THE REAL 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
- She is fat according to some shallow minded people who think size zero is sexy! But I think she is sexy and pretty!
- Still smokin....come here baby!
- Very beautiful!
- What because she doesn't have perfect absc she isn't sexy anymore? I see women half her age that look WAAAAy worse.
- I'd still hit it.
- There is no point in my life where i wouldn't want to fuck the shit out of that girl. That goes for chubby jennifer love hewitt as well
- What a good sport. Shows confidence which is sexy as fuck in and of itself.
- ¡Ay si! porque esos dos salames son Brad Pitt. Nicole tíene mi edad y más o menos luzco así como ella en bikini ¿Por qué no se dejan de romper un poco las p...?
- she looks great!!!!
- she still hot and sexy!
- Are you kidding me? She is beautiful. Curves are hot!
- She is too fat. A fat white girl not worth much
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