Great Moments In Movie History 25: Teeth - "Vagina dentata!"
If ever there was a missed opportunity by the religious community, this film is it. The message is simple: Wait until marriage or the vagina will bit your fingers off. I'm sure the... more »
If ever there was a missed opportunity by the religious community, this film is it. The message is simple: Wait until marriage or the vagina will bit your fingers off. I'm sure the Christians are all hanging themselves (on crosses) due to this oversight. From the 2007 film directed and written by Mitchell Lichtenstein. Starring Jess Weixler. Got a suggestion for a scene? Email us at: sup@theoffline.com « less
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Produced by Paul Stachniak. Clip recommended by Stephen Leck.
Please note the footage comes from ‘Teeth’ owned by Dimension Extreme. Footage is used as parody with no intention of profit or copyright infringement.
Produced by Paul Stachniak. Clip recommended by Stephen Leck.
Please note the footage comes from ‘Teeth’ owned by Dimension Extreme. Footage is used as parody with no intention of profit or copyright infringement.
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If ever there was a missed opportunity by the religious community, this film is it. The message is simple: Wait until marriage or the vagina will bit your fingers off. I'm sure the Christians are all hanging themselves (on crosses) due to this oversight. From the 2007 film directed and written by Mitchell Lichtenstein. Starring Jess Weixler. Got a suggestion for a scene? Email us at: sup@theoffline.com
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