Great Moments In Movie History 25: Teeth - "Vagina dentata!"

If ever there was a missed opportunity by the religious community, this film is it. The message is simple: Wait until marriage or the vagina will bit your fingers off. I'm sure the... more »

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Description: If ever there was a missed opportunity by the religious community, this film is it. The message is simple: Wait until marriage or the vagina will bit your fingers off. I'm sure the Christians are all hanging themselves (on crosses) due to this oversight. From the 2007 film directed and written by Mitchell Lichtenstein. Starring Jess Weixler. Got a suggestion for a scene? Email us at: sup@theoffline.com

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