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The Rappist has issues with his new shorty; she's too tall. Either he feels... more »
Published July 19, 2010 280 views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
The Rappist, Greg Szydlowski
Chorus
(Sung)
My shorty's taller than me.
What do I do? What do I do?

Said my shorty's taller than me.
What do I do? What do I do?
Tonight.

Verse 1

I met a girl the other day.
I met her on Chatroulette.
Found out she stay around my way.
Found out she like Michael Buble.

We chatted till the late night hours
past the last Roseanne, past the Magic Bullet / ShamWow!-ers,
We bid adieu to Benson, we left the Wild West
We hung up on 1-800-A-S-S...S (Asss!).

And there we were in the light of day,
Heart-to-heart, yet miles away,
But, hey, that's love in the digital age,
Just her and me and the NSA.

And she was lookin' fine as far as I could tell,
She had a good webcam, we both had DSL,
but one thing I couldn't see through that electrical appliance
was the fact that she was actually the Jolly Green Giant.

Chorus
(Sung)

My shorty's taller than me.
What do I do? What do I do?

Said my shorty's taller than me.
What do I do? What do I do?
Tonight.


Verse 2
I'm overreacting, alright, I admit it.
After all she's not green, no toga made of spinach.
But it's humiliating dating, going out to eat
She's sitting on the floor while I need a booster seat.

We tried to do a photobooth like in Karate Kid
but all that fit was her lower lip and the top of my head.
We tried to go spelunking but the water was a too high
I almost died of drowning while she battled stalactites.

Dare I even mention our attempts at getting busaayy
Lining up our junk makes me get a little dizzaayy
If we see eye-to-eye, then her belly's where my lap goes.
but line it up with hers and I'm smootching her adam's apple. (Adam's Apple?)

And kinkier stuff? we gave it a try.
But all we got was 6 to the power of nine.
In a physical sense, you could say we're ill-fitted.
It's like trying to get a Sega Genesis cartridge into a Nintendo Sixty-Four-- forget it.

Chorus
(Sung)

My shorty's taller than me.
What do I do? What do I do?

Said my shorty's taller than me.
What do I do? What do I do?
Tonight.

Bridge (Sung)

Why she have to be so tall
to make us incompatible?
don't count on love to conquer all.
I'm Small Wonder, she's The Manimal.

I'm a wee turtle, and she's humongous.
I'm Steve Urkle, she's BA Baracus
I'm Honey I Shrunk the Kids
She's Clash of the Titans; "Release the Kraken"

Oh Ohhh
Gotta find a way to reach he
Oh Ohhh
Gotta find a stool
Oh Ohhh
Perhaps a ladder that collapse
and I'll attached it to my pants
and use it when we kiss and crap. (And Craaaap!)

Oh Ohh
I gave her a shirt to sleep in
Oh Ohh
but when she put it on
Oh Ohh
half her belly I could see
reminding me of Rocky 3
with Carl Weathers on the beach


mmmmmm

Shorty Shorty Shorty Shorty Shorty
Shorty Shorty Shorty Shorty Short
Talllllllllll
Shorty Shorty Tall Shorty
Shorty Shorty Tall Shorty
tallll shorty

tonight -ight -ight ight -ight
AUTOPLAY
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