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Danny Mendlow - Tomatoes are not a fruit

This, this is an insult to our intelligence. A massive brainwashing by the corporate elitist scumbags, as well as scientologists and fruitology majors. Rise up people of the world and spread this message of truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Stand Up Politics Real Life

Keywords: Rise Up People of the World Yuk Yuks comedy club Vancouver BC danny mendlow tomatoes are not a fruit salad against tyranny stop oppression ignorance science dumb vegetable

Credits: Written and Performed by: Danny Mendlow @ yuk yuks comedy club in Vancouver, BC, Canada

Web Series: Web Series: Danny Mendlow Stand-up Comedy clips (3 of 9)

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angelfisher

I love tomatoes, and yes I agree, tomatoes are not a fucking fruit!

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askadouchebag

HEY DANNY, GOOD JOB MAN.

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TallyBlue

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LOL!

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