Danny Mendlow - Tomatoes are not a fruit

This, this is an insult to our intelligence. A massive brainwashing by the corporate elitist scumbags, as well as scientologists and fruitology majors. Rise up people of the world and spread this message of truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Description: This, this is an insult to our intelligence. A massive brainwashing by the corporate elitist scumbags, as well as scientologists and fruitology majors. Rise up people of the world and spread this message of truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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