Pork Song

God lets us eat pork but not you God lets us eat pork but not you If you're a Muslim or a Jew Then porky is not for you God lets... more >

God lets us eat pork but not you God lets us eat pork but not you If you're a Muslim or a Jew Then porky is not for you God lets me eat pork but not you There is no food I call Haram * You might think my diet is all wrong I don't care what you have to say 'cause God says its ok God Lets me eat pork but not you BLTs are ok with me I like to use Mayonnaise liberally Some times I use cheese I'm not Kosher you see God lets me eat pork but not you God don't let me masturbate Tossing one off sure would be great I can't beat my meat but I can eat piggy feet God lets me eat pork but not you I glad to be on Jesus' team tells me never to be mean Don't sleep with other men n' I'm ok with him God lets me eat pork but not "YOU" God gave us all different rules but we should never try to play the fool He knows where we all stand thats why my dicks not in my hand God lets me eat pork but not you. *("forbidden" in arabic - long "A" sound at end- "ha-raam") < less