EXCLUSIVE Dark Knight Deleted Scene
Aziz Ansari's deleted scene from the Dark Knight.
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Funny Or Die
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June Diane Raphael
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Aziz Ansari
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Eric Appel
Added almost 5 years ago
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Aziz Ansari's deleted scene from the Dark Knight.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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[Car Alarm Beeps]
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[Explosion]
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<v Aziz Ansari> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! My car! Come on!
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[Car Alarm Going Off]
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<v Aziz Ansari> Yeah, just keep on goin', man! Thanks, Batman! Thanks for blowing up my car, Batman!
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<v Aziz Ansari> Yeah, so, the car is just completely totaled. I'm just trying to see what kind of coverage I have.
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<v June Diane Raphael> Okay, so what exactly happened to your car?
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<v Aziz Ansari> Well, Batman exploded the car with a missile while he was chasing the Joker.
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<v June Diane Raphael> Batman destroyed your car.
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<v Aziz Ansari> Yeah, he was just driving down the street, and was just shooting missiles, um, to clear a path, uh, for some reason, but, you know, my car is parked pretty close to the curb, so, I think he was just trying to look cool.
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<v June Diane Raphael> All right, that's fine. Did you get Batman's, um, insurance information?
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<v Aziz Ansari> Yeah. He stopped chasing the Joker to give me his insurance information. No, of course not!
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<v June Diane Raphael> All right, well, I mean, I don't really know what we can do for you if you don't have his insurance info.
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<v Aziz Ansari> Uh, I don't know. Maybe we can shine a Bat Signal and see if he'll show up and give me his insurance information?
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<v June Diane Raphael> You know, one time my mom was getting robbed, and Batman kind of like, flew in, and saved her.
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<v Aziz Ansari> That's great, I'm, that's really cool, Batman saved your mother from having her personal...
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<v June Diane Raphael> You know, sir, this city is really lucky to have him.
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<v Aziz Ansari> Hold on one second, uh, I think this is the movers calling on the other line. Hey, what's going on, man?
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<v John Reynolds> The Joker stole your moving truck.
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<v Aziz Ansari> What do you mean the Joker got the truck?
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<v John Reynolds> Uh, uh...
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[Truck Crashing Sounds]
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