Aziz Ansari's deleted scene from the Dark Knight.

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Starring: Christian Bale, Aziz Ansari, June Raphael and John Reynolds

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July 17, 2008


[Car Alarm Beeps]
Aziz Ansari: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! My car! Come on!
[Car Alarm Going Off]
Aziz Ansari: Yeah, just keep on goin', man! Thanks, Batman! Thanks for blowing up my car, Batman!
Aziz Ansari: Yeah, so, the car is just completely totaled. I'm just trying to see what kind of coverage I have.
June Diane Raphael: Okay, so what exactly happened to your car?
Aziz Ansari: Well, Batman exploded the car with a missile while he was chasing the Joker.
June Diane Raphael: Batman destroyed your car.
Aziz Ansari: Yeah, he was just driving down the street, and was just shooting missiles, um, to clear a path, uh, for some reason, but, you know, my car is parked pretty close to the curb, so, I think he was just trying to look cool.
June Diane Raphael: All right, that's fine. Did you get Batman's, um, insurance information?
Aziz Ansari: Yeah. He stopped chasing the Joker to give me his insurance information. No, of course not!
June Diane Raphael: All right, well, I mean, I don't really know what we can do for you if you don't have his insurance info.
Aziz Ansari: Uh, I don't know. Maybe we can shine a Bat Signal and see if he'll show up and give me his insurance information?
June Diane Raphael: You know, one time my mom was getting robbed, and Batman kind of like, flew in, and saved her.
Aziz Ansari: That's great, I'm, that's really cool, Batman saved your mother from having her personal...
June Diane Raphael: You know, sir, this city is really lucky to have him.
Aziz Ansari: Hold on one second, uh, I think this is the movers calling on the other line. Hey, what's going on, man?
John Reynolds: The Joker stole your moving truck.
Aziz Ansari: What do you mean the Joker got the truck?
John Reynolds: Uh, uh...
[Truck Crashing Sounds]