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Aziz Ansari's deleted scene from the Dark Knight.
Published July 17, 2008 360k views More Info ยป
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Starring: Christian Bale, Aziz Ansari, June Raphael and John Reynolds
10,065 Funny Votes
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Published July 17, 2008

[Car Alarm Beeps]

[Explosion]

Aziz Ansari: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! My car! Come on!

[Car Alarm Going Off]

Aziz Ansari: Yeah, just keep on goin', man! Thanks, Batman! Thanks for blowing up my car, Batman!

Aziz Ansari: Yeah, so, the car is just completely totaled. I'm just trying to see what kind of coverage I have.

June Diane Raphael: Okay, so what exactly happened to your car?

Aziz Ansari: Well, Batman exploded the car with a missile while he was chasing the Joker.

June Diane Raphael: Batman destroyed your car.

Aziz Ansari: Yeah, he was just driving down the street, and was just shooting missiles, um, to clear a path, uh, for some reason, but, you know, my car is parked pretty close to the curb, so, I think he was just trying to look cool.

June Diane Raphael: All right, that's fine. Did you get Batman's, um, insurance information?

Aziz Ansari: Yeah. He stopped chasing the Joker to give me his insurance information. No, of course not!

June Diane Raphael: All right, well, I mean, I don't really know what we can do for you if you don't have his insurance info.

Aziz Ansari: Uh, I don't know. Maybe we can shine a Bat Signal and see if he'll show up and give me his insurance information?

June Diane Raphael: You know, one time my mom was getting robbed, and Batman kind of like, flew in, and saved her.

Aziz Ansari: That's great, I'm, that's really cool, Batman saved your mother from having her personal...

June Diane Raphael: You know, sir, this city is really lucky to have him.

Aziz Ansari: Hold on one second, uh, I think this is the movers calling on the other line. Hey, what's going on, man?

John Reynolds: The Joker stole your moving truck.

Aziz Ansari: What do you mean the Joker got the truck?

John Reynolds: Uh, uh...

[Truck Crashing Sounds]

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