EXCLUSIVE Dark Knight Deleted Scene

Aziz Ansari's deleted scene from the Dark Knight.

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Description: Aziz Ansari's deleted scene from the Dark Knight.

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Keywords: Dark Knight deleted scene From the Dark Christian Bale Aziz Ansari June Raphael John Reynolds Batman Dark Knight exclusive

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WEBVTT 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.000 [Car Alarm Beeps] 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.000 [Explosion] 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! My car! Come on! 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.000 [Car Alarm Going Off] 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Yeah, just keep on goin', man! Thanks, Batman! Thanks for blowing up my car, Batman! 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:33.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Yeah, so, the car is just completely totaled. I'm just trying to see what kind of coverage I have. 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:36.000 <v June Diane Raphael> Okay, so what exactly happened to your car? 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:42.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Well, Batman exploded the car with a missile while he was chasing the Joker. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v June Diane Raphael> Batman destroyed your car. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Yeah, he was just driving down the street, and was just shooting missiles, um, to clear a path, uh, for some reason, but, you know, my car is parked pretty close to the curb, so, I think he was just trying to look cool. 00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:00.000 <v June Diane Raphael> All right, that's fine. Did you get Batman's, um, insurance information? 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Yeah. He stopped chasing the Joker to give me his insurance information. No, of course not! 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:09.000 <v June Diane Raphael> All right, well, I mean, I don't really know what we can do for you if you don't have his insurance info. 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:13.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Uh, I don't know. Maybe we can shine a Bat Signal and see if he'll show up and give me his insurance information? 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:17.000 <v June Diane Raphael> You know, one time my mom was getting robbed, and Batman kind of like, flew in, and saved her. 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:22.000 <v Aziz Ansari> That's great, I'm, that's really cool, Batman saved your mother from having her personal... 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:28.000 <v June Diane Raphael> You know, sir, this city is really lucky to have him. 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:33.000 <v Aziz Ansari> Hold on one second, uh, I think this is the movers calling on the other line. Hey, what's going on, man? 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.000 <v John Reynolds> The Joker stole your moving truck. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:39.000 <v Aziz Ansari> What do you mean the Joker got the truck? 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:41.000 <v John Reynolds> Uh, uh... 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:47.000 [Truck Crashing Sounds]