Cam'ron (a musical parody of "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast)

Description: For best results, check out the original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDMfpbdbHWg) LYRICS: No one’s chic as Cam'ron No one’s sleek as Cam'ron No one’s girlfriend’s incredibly meek as Cam'ron's For there’s no man in town half as novel Perfect in that cardigan! You can ask any Butch, Breeze, or Lola And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on. No one’s been like Cam'ron A thrift king like Cam'ron No one’s got a swell plug in his ear like Cam'ron I find black people very intimidating! My what a guy, that Cam'ron! Give 5 PBRs Give 12 pierced lips Gaston is the best And the rest are all Pips (Subtitle: Ironic that he is afraid of black people, but loves their music, huh?) No one blogs like Cam'ron Updates tweets like Cam'ron At a pub quiz, no team name so droll as Cam'ron's For there’s no one as clever or witty As you see, I’ve got podcasts to spare! Not a bit ill-informed with his apathy That’s right! I read Chomsky if NPR’s not on the air. No one quips like Cam'ron Acid trips like Cam'ron At a punk show, nobody talks shit like Cam'ron, “They used to be good, now they’re irritating! Ugh!” Poopoo, just one star from Cam'ron! When I was a lad, I heard 7 B-sides Each morning to make me unique Now that I’m grown, play them on 45’s So the sound quality’s at its peak! (Oh! Ahh! Wow!) My what a guy, that Cam'ron! No one jeers like Cam'ron Rides fixed gears like Cam'ron From a war draft, stays awfully clear like Cam'ron "Instead, me and Che will go demonstrating!" My what a guy, Cam'ron!!!! Cam'ron is a tawdry love letter to San Francisco, but mostly a musical parody of the song, "Gaston," from Beauty and the Beast. For best results, check out the original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDMfpbdbHWg) This is the brainchild of NotASketchGroup, a loose collaboration of SF stand-up comedians who like to mix & match cast members when we come up with ingenious sketch ideas. Lucky you. Follow us on Twitter (@NotASketchGroup) Lastly, thanks Andrew W.K. for making the best timed music for a credit/blooper reel and general partying purposes.