College Student: So, what I was wondering is I'm here with three others, and I'm wondering if we can get four beers?
Will Ferrell: I can get you some grain alcohol.
College Student: We wanna know where Pearl is tonight.
Andrea Savage: Where's Pearl?
Will Ferrell: Where, Adam, do you know where Pearl is?
Adam: She's currently, uh, she's in Kenya shooting a movie with Sean Penn. Um, I haven't talked to her in eight months, so, uh...
Will Ferrell: I, I've seen some of the dailies it's some of her best work. Um, yeah.
College Student: Does that shirt come in a double extra large?
Will Ferrell: Uh, it, it only comes in a double extra large.
College Student: I was wondering where I can get a sweet a*s scooter like that?
Will Ferrell: Uh, like I said, I travel with fifteen of them, and, uh, I can sell one to you for about, uh, seven thousand dollars.
College Student: Five thousand?
Will Ferrell: Six?
College Student: Uh, five seven five.
Will Ferrell: You got it. Let me meet you backstage.
Andrea Savage: Sold.
College Student: Uh, my name's Leah and I'm just wondering if you prefer banana hammocks or tighty-whities?
Will Ferrell: I prefer, uh, something I call the boulder sling. Um, it's only available in Europe right now, but come spring, watch out.
College Student: Will you go streaking with me?
Will Ferrell: If you, if you start to take off your clothes right now...
College Student: We're going streaking!
Will Ferrell: If you take off your clothes right now, I'll start streaking.
Andrea Savage: Come on!
Andrea Savage: Here we go! Here we go!
Will Ferrell: Let's, let's bring out our next comedian.