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Added about 8 months ago

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Categories: Animation Sketch

Keywords: Full metal American citizen Just One More mark devendorf jason gullifer Travis Oates acme comedy animation Dark comedy baby puppy army 24 America patriot sketch comedy wacky

Credits: Written by Mark Devendorf & Jason Gullifer, Directed & Animated by Jason Gullifer, INS Officer: Jason Gullifer, Albert: Mark Devendorf, Voice Director: Travis Oates

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leynajw

leynajw

love it! this was hilarious. great job w/ the animation and the VO's!

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Harlack

Harlack

I'd kick the baby...not to hard...haha

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