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Poisoned Lemonade

Only 5 cents.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Web Series Sketch

Keywords: lemonade rigor tortoise poison death die

Credits: www.rigortortoisecomedy.com

Web Series: Web Series: Rigor Tortoise: The Sketches (Season 1) (5 of 11)

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lux

lux

the chick dropping the nickel into her shirt was a nice touch!

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twonicus

twonicus

i knew what was coming, and i still laughed. great job.

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NoelleD

NoelleD

I’ll take a glass too, please.

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