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At Oddball Fest 2014 in Hartford, Connecticut, Dave Chapelle makes a special surprise appearance.
Published August 25, 2014 19k views More Info ยป
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Published August 25, 2014

(crowd ambiance of cheers)

> Announcer: WAIT ONE MORE MINUTE,
ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND.
DON'T LEAVE. YOU READY?
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
DAVE CHAPPELLE GIVE HIM A HAND.
(crowd cheers)
Female Attender:
NO FUCKING WAY.
MALE: EXCUSE ME.

> Dave: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
YOU CAN SIT DOWN LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN.
(crowd still cheering)
UNBELIEVABLE.
I DID NOT THINK, I WOULD EVER
COME BACK TO HARTFORD AGAIN.
IT WAS A YEAR AGO TONIGHT.
I HAD 364 NIGHTS TO THINK
ABOUT THAT FATAL NIGHT,
ONE YEAR AGO.
UH, YEAH. I WAS REALLY IMMATURE
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
RIGHT AFTER I LEFT.
I'M SORRY I DID THIS - I MADE T-SHIRTS
THAT SAID FUCK HARTFORD ON IT.
I DID DO THAT.
I'M SORRY FOR THAT.
AND IT WASN'T EASY.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BOMB
THAT BAD AND DO A SHOW
LESS THAN 24 HOURS LATER?
MAN, I WALKED OUT ON
STAGE IN CHICAGO, AND I WAS
SCARED AS SHIT. I DON'T
KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN
SCARED ON STAGE - I WAS
FUCKING HORRIFIED,
AND MY FIRST JOKE WAS
NOT FUNNY. IT WASN'T
TERRIBLE I OPENED UP WITH
A JOKE ABOUT KIM JONG-un,
THIS IS SOME LAST YEAR SHIT.
KIM JONG-un OF COURSE IS
THE LEADER OF NORTH KOREA,
AND SAID AT THAT TIME THAT
HE WANTED TO BLOW UP THE
UNITED STATES WITH A NUCLEAR
BOMB. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT.
UH, AND WHAT MADE IT SCARY
WAS RIGHT AFTER HE SAID THAT HE
BROUGHT DENNIS RODMAN. (inaudible)
SO HE WAS LIKE, LET'S KILL
EVERYBODY IN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR DENNIS
RODMAN. WHAT THE
FUCK IS THIS?
YEAH. I SAID MAN, IF THAT
MOTHER FUCKER EVER DREAMS
OF DROPPING A NUCLEAR BOMB
ON THIS GREAT COUNTRY,
THEY'RE LIKE "WOOH...", I SAID,
I HOPE THAT SHIT
HITS HARTFORD CONNECTICUT.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
IT WAS JUST (inaudible).
I WAS STILL MAD.
(inaudible) ...AND LONG
STORY SHORT, I HAD
SEX WITH A WOMAN THAT
WAS 78 YEARS OLD.
THAT WAS SOME OF THE BEST
PUSSY I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
I TAPED A TOUR THROUGH HISTORY.
SHE CALLED ME YOUNG MAN,
I SAID, FUCK, TAKE THIS YOUNG MAN.
ALL THESE WEIRD MOVES, LIKE CHURNING
BUTTER AND ALL THIS SHIT.
UH, I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO THAT,
NOT GOING TO GO TO DEEP
INTO THAT - OLD PUSSY IS
FUCKING FANTASTIC.
IT'S LIKE JUST DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL
YOU TRY IT. YOU GUYS
PROBABLY JUST DRIVE BY THE
SENIOR CITIZEN'S HOMES.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
I SEE A TREASURE TROVE OF
UNTAPPED PUSSY JUST SETTING THERE
BEING WASTED.
I YOU SURE THIS IS HARTFORD?
I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO BOO ME
THE MINUTE I CAME OUT.
(crowd roars with cheers)
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
BOY I WISH YOU GUYS WERE HERE
LAST YEAR.
THIS CITY IS SCHIZOPHRENIC.
WELL I GOTTA TELL
YOU THIS.
UH, SINCE THAT FAITHFUL
NIGHT LAST YEAR I'VE
DONE 150 SHOWS.
ALL WENT WELL.
(crowd applauds)
UH, THANK YOU.
AND JUST KNOW THAT TO SAY
THIS IN CASE THE MEDIA IS
WATCHING, IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
THIS GUY IN THE FRONT IS GIVING
ME THE FINGER. SIR, SINCERELY
FUCK YOU TOO.
I HAD THE T-SHIRT TO
BACK ME UP. I REALLY (inaudible)
UH, AND THANKS FOR NOT
BOO'ING ME WHEN I CAME OUT.
AND I APPRECIATE YOU... (inaudible)
BE SAFE.
(inaudible) GOOD NIGHT.

> Announcer:
DAVE CHAPPELLE!
HE CAME BACK!

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