OFFICIAL TYLER THE CREATOR-YONKERS SPOOF (SQUIRTERS)
Directed, filmed, and edited By Holzwarth Media Written by: Terry Jones Beat Recreated by: Cynik Lethal (Lyrics) DANTE AKECHI JERRY TONES I'm a freakin walkin joke box, NO I'M... more »
Directed, filmed, and edited By Holzwarth Media
Written by: Terry Jones
Beat Recreated by: Cynik Lethal
(Lyrics)
DANTE AKECHI
JERRY TONES
I'm a freakin walkin joke box, NO I'M NOT! Free Shows for a bunch of rent a cops, Spider-Man, Jokin as I'm mocking blind rap stars, wearing fake polo's made from Whoopi's, Dreadlock, Tick Tock, Harder than a motherfreakin lava stone, making chocolate chips out of the daughter of Larry Fishburne, Comedian Terry Jones is upstairs trying to get grown, about 5-7 of his stalkers are in my bedroom, Swallow the skittles, then imam play scrabble with Zack and Ish, while Psycho Sid is telling me he misses power bombing men, (Sid sit the freak down) His my imaginary friend tell him all your problems, but he's fake, he aint never listening.
TEAM TERRY JONES
JONES TERRY AKECHI
JERRY TONES TEAM
TERRY AKECHI.....Screw It
Tyler Perry called and said he's sick of the disses, quit dressing like a chick then, this ain't the logo's [Channel] hotline, for a male freak sheesh, you already got nine, and they all working for you so you wasting your dang time, I'm being 302'd cuz I'm fully loco, this is revenge of the queers, that's 6 gays, that play rainbow 6, this ain't no G4 nor is it Comic-Con, but after Streetfighter I went home and watched Jimmy Neutron (What cha do?) I slipped myself some Jellopuddin, and danced around the house like George in All In The Family, imam Mama's boy she tries her best to understand me, I love women I just don't want to be like R-Kelly (Dude what do you think of Lonely Island?) screw them, Dante is slicing them, and I'll use a iceberg to crash the boat that Andy Samberg's in, and use my lightsaber to slice open Keenan Thompson, and won't stop til Kel's a star again......I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, so I always got Gamma to battle The Leader, and pick up Deadpool to be the wide-receiver, Green Skin, Sliced smile, Roudhouse kick is all I want, SCREW ANGER, JOKING, AND BEING CHUCK NORRIS, but where's the Gremlins at I got something to feed em, I like comics, Black kids called me white for readin em, Frank Castle mean, losing color like ColIn Powell, it's been a couple of months and people think I smoke the pipe now, DAMN « less
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Directed, filmed, and edited By Holzwarth Media
Written by: Terry Jones
Beat Recreated by: Cynik Lethal
(Lyrics)
DANTE AKECHI
JERRY TONES
I'm a freakin walkin joke box, NO I'M NOT! Free Shows for a bunch of rent a cops, Spider-Man, Jokin as I'm mocking blind rap stars, wearing fake polo's made from Whoopi's, Dreadlock, Tick Tock, Harder than a motherfreakin lava stone, making chocolate chips out of the daughter of Larry Fishburne, Comedian Terry Jones is upstairs trying to get grown, about 5-7 of his stalkers are in my bedroom, Swallow the skittles, then imam play scrabble with Zack and Ish, while Psycho Sid is telling me he misses power bombing men, (Sid sit the freak down) His my imaginary friend tell him all your problems, but he's fake, he aint never listening.
TEAM TERRY JONES
JONES TERRY AKECHI
JERRY TONES TEAM
TERRY AKECHI.....Screw It
Tyler Perry called and said he's sick of the disses, quit dressing like a chick then, this ain't the logo's [Channel] hotline, for a male freak sheesh, you already got nine, and they all working for you so you wasting your dang time, I'm being 302'd cuz I'm fully loco, this is revenge of the queers, that's 6 gays, that play rainbow 6, this ain't no G4 nor is it Comic-Con, but after Streetfighter I went home and watched Jimmy Neutron (What cha do?) I slipped myself some Jellopuddin, and danced around the house like George in All In The Family, imam Mama's boy she tries her best to understand me, I love women I just don't want to be like R-Kelly (Dude what do you think of Lonely Island?) screw them, Dante is slicing them, and I'll use a iceberg to crash the boat that Andy Samberg's in, and use my lightsaber to slice open Keenan Thompson, and won't stop til Kel's a star again......I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, so I always got Gamma to battle The Leader, and pick up Deadpool to be the wide-receiver, Green Skin, Sliced smile, Roudhouse kick is all I want, SCREW ANGER, JOKING, AND BEING CHUCK NORRIS, but where's the Gremlins at I got something to feed em, I like comics, Black kids called me white for readin em, Frank Castle mean, losing color like ColIn Powell, it's been a couple of months and people think I smoke the pipe now, DAMN
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