Enjoy your daily inspiration from former Vice President Dick Cheney

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FEMALE NARRATOR: This is your
daily inspiration
with former Vice President
Dick Cheney.
Give a man a fish, and he
eats for a day.
But force feed a man a fish,
rectally, and he will
name, names.
No one lives forever,
as far as you know.
It takes 13 muscles to
smile, and 33 to frown.
That's how I keep my mouth
so jacked.
When playing rock, paper,
scissors, I always throw
rock.
A real one.
'Cause it beats everything.
Hands across America,
if you knew where to stand,
that was a great chance
to look at a lot of ass.
FEMALE NARRATOR: Thank you for
watching your
Daily Inspiration with
Dick Cheney.

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