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Published June 27, 2014 130k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writers: Jack Allison, Jake Fogelnest & Alex Richanbach
Animator: Jesse Benjamin
Editor: Matt Sweeney
Executive Producer : Alex Richanbach

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I'M SO HAPPY CLEVELAND
DRAFTED ME SO I CAN PLAY

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THERE FOR A FEW YEARS, GET
THE FANS EXCITED AGAIN, AND

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THEN LEAVE THAT TRASH CAN
CITY IN THE DUST THE FIRST

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TIME I GET THE CHANCE TO
PLAY FOR A CITY WHERE IMPORTANT

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PEOPLE LIVE.

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I'M FROM CANADA SO I'M
THE ONLY GUY WHO'S

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LEGIT EXCITED
ABOUT SACRAMENTO.

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CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN THE BIG CITY.
I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED.

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YO, YO, I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT
TRADED FROM THE NUGGETS.

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I WAS SO EXCITED TO GET TO
DENVER FOR THE NUGS.

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THE NUGS OF WEED, AND IF
YOU DON'T KNOW WEED IS

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MARIJUANA. AND I LIKE THE WAY
IT FEELS WHEN I GET HIGH.

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OH YEAH, I'M AWARE OF UTAH.
YEAH, IT'S...

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I'M NOT THAT EXCITED.
I'M FROM MELBOURNE WHICH IS

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A GREAT BEAUTIFUL BEACH
CITY WITH A LOT OF

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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND SALT
LAKE IS A GARBAGE TOWN FULL

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OF WHITE PEOPLE. SO, AH YEAH,
IT DID NOT WORK

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OUT VERY WELL FOR ME.

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I GUESS I'M GOING TO HANG OUT
AT THE MALL OF AMERICA.

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I HEAR THERE'S AN APPLEBEE'S.
I REALLY LIKE

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APPLEBEE'S. I CAN'T WAIT TO GO
TO MALL OF AMERICA, I HEAR

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THEY HAVE A ROLLER
COASTER INSIDE.

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I GUESS THEY HAVE THE ROCK
AND ROLL HALL OF FAME IN

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CLEVELAND WHICH HONESTLY
I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT.

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THEY ALL HAVE THIS COOL
ROCK AND ROLL MEMORABILIA.

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THEY'RE BEHIND A GLASS CASE
AND THEY DON'T

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LET YOU PLAY THE GUITARS
BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY COOL.

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GETTING HIGH IS COOL,
AND I LIKE TO DO IT.

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420 YA'LL. HOLLA!
DENVER FOR LIFE!

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DENVER. DENVER NUGS (LAUGHS).

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CHICAGO SUCKS.
NO LEGAL WEED.

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CHEESE, BEER, IT'S THE BEST
CITY IN AMERICA. I LUCKED OUT.

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YOU KNOW I CANNOT BE HAPPIER
TO BE PLAYING IN LA.

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YOU KNOW TO PLAY WITH
GUYS LIKE CHRIS PAUL, BLAKE

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GRIFFIN, J.J. REDICK. THEY'RE
AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAMES.

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NO IT'S ACTUALLY YOU'RE
PLAYING FOR THE LAKERS.

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OH, (BLEEP)

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