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The newsroom really wants the scoop on Russian food, but this reporter just ain't having it.
Published February 17, 2014 23k views More Info »
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Published February 17, 2014

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- TIM, WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD, AND

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THE CULTURE IN RUSSIA? HAVE YOU HAD

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THE CHANCE TO GET OUT AND EXPLORE?

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- I HAVE NOT. THE FOOD HAS BEEN

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THE NUMBER ONE THING I WANTED

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TO EXPLORE WHEN I GOT HERE,

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UNFORTUNATELY THAT HASN'T BEEN THE CASE.

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[beep]

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- AND I'VE BEEN WAITING TO FIND OUT

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WHAT THE BORSCHT IS LIKE--

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- [laughs]

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--IN THE NATIVE LAND,

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AND YOU HAVEN'T SAMPLED YET, TIM?

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- UM, NO SAMPLES YET, MARK.

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IT'S DEFINITELY ON MY THINGS TO DO LIST.

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I'LL GIVE A FULL REPORT ON THAT.

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[beep]

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- TIM, TALK ABOUT THE FOOD.

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HAVE YOU TRIED ANY RUSSIAN DELICACIES.

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- UH, YEAH, I HAVE NOT YET--

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[beep]

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- WELL TIM, I KNOW ONE OF THE QUESTIONS, EVERYBODY

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WANTS TO KNOW IS, WHAT'S THE FOOD LIKE

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OUT THERE [laughs]?

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- THE FOOD?

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- YES. HAVE YOU HAD THE TIME TO TRY ANYTHING OUT THERE?

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- YEAH, I HAVE NOT SAMPLED-- I HAVE

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NOT STRAYED TO FAR AWAY FROM THE

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AMERICAN CUSTOMS. I'VE HAD A LOT OF PIZZA SO FAR.

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[beep]

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I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE PIZZA IN THE

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AMERICAN CAFETERIA IS WONDERFUL THOUGH,

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IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

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[beep]

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COFFEE AND COOKIES FOR THREE DAYS. YOU CAN

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SURVIVE ON THAT.

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[beep]

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- TIM, WE SAW SOME PHOTOS, THAT YOU GUYS TOOK, OF A

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MCDONALDS THERE--

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- IT'S JUST DIFFERENT, BECAUSE YOU SEE

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THE MCDONALDS BUT IT'S IN RUSSIAN, IT'S

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NOT IN ENGLISH. SO IT'S INTERESTING--

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- WE HAD TROUBLE. WE KEPT ON TRYING TO

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FIND THE RUSSIAN EQUIVALENT.

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WHAT'S THE RUSSIAN WORD FOR MCDONALDS. WELL IT'S MCDONALDS--

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- [laughs]

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--OKAY, IT'S UNIVERSAL IN ANY LANGUAGE.

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YOU CAN GET A BIG MAC ANYWHERE YOU GO.

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[INSTRUMENTAL OF "THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER" PLAYS]

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