The newsroom really wants the scoop on Russian food, but this reporter just ain't having it.
Published February 17, 2014 23k views More Info »
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Published: February 17, 2014

- TIM, WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD, AND
THE CULTURE IN RUSSIA? HAVE YOU HAD
THE CHANCE TO GET OUT AND EXPLORE?
- I HAVE NOT. THE FOOD HAS BEEN
THE NUMBER ONE THING I WANTED
TO EXPLORE WHEN I GOT HERE,
UNFORTUNATELY THAT HASN'T BEEN THE CASE.
[beep]
- AND I'VE BEEN WAITING TO FIND OUT
WHAT THE BORSCHT IS LIKE--
- [laughs]
--IN THE NATIVE LAND,
AND YOU HAVEN'T SAMPLED YET, TIM?
- UM, NO SAMPLES YET, MARK.
IT'S DEFINITELY ON MY THINGS TO DO LIST.
I'LL GIVE A FULL REPORT ON THAT.
[beep]
- TIM, TALK ABOUT THE FOOD.
HAVE YOU TRIED ANY RUSSIAN DELICACIES.
- UH, YEAH, I HAVE NOT YET--
[beep]
- WELL TIM, I KNOW ONE OF THE QUESTIONS, EVERYBODY
WANTS TO KNOW IS, WHAT'S THE FOOD LIKE
OUT THERE [laughs]?
- THE FOOD?
- YES. HAVE YOU HAD THE TIME TO TRY ANYTHING OUT THERE?
- YEAH, I HAVE NOT SAMPLED-- I HAVE
NOT STRAYED TO FAR AWAY FROM THE
AMERICAN CUSTOMS. I'VE HAD A LOT OF PIZZA SO FAR.
[beep]
I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE PIZZA IN THE
AMERICAN CAFETERIA IS WONDERFUL THOUGH,
IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
[beep]
COFFEE AND COOKIES FOR THREE DAYS. YOU CAN
SURVIVE ON THAT.
[beep]
- TIM, WE SAW SOME PHOTOS, THAT YOU GUYS TOOK, OF A
MCDONALDS THERE--
- IT'S JUST DIFFERENT, BECAUSE YOU SEE
THE MCDONALDS BUT IT'S IN RUSSIAN, IT'S
NOT IN ENGLISH. SO IT'S INTERESTING--
- WE HAD TROUBLE. WE KEPT ON TRYING TO
FIND THE RUSSIAN EQUIVALENT.
WHAT'S THE RUSSIAN WORD FOR MCDONALDS. WELL IT'S MCDONALDS--
- [laughs]
--OKAY, IT'S UNIVERSAL IN ANY LANGUAGE.
YOU CAN GET A BIG MAC ANYWHERE YOU GO.
[INSTRUMENTAL OF "THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER" PLAYS]

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