A Duck Walks In On A Couple Having Sex (by Kevin Bacon)
When a Stormtrooper named Ian feels his life is missing something, it takes a Rodian named Teedo to fill the missing piece of his heart. Don't miss the latest in the new Star Wars Indie series and a film that begs the question, "Why can't all movies be set in the Star Wars universe?"
- December 11, 2017
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IAN: Ryan Coopersmith
TEEDO: Josh Brown
MOE: Michael McGrady
ADMIRAL CODI: Udo Kier
DOCTOR: Eliza Hooper
BARTENDER: Alex Parks
CREATURE: Keishla Rivera-Estrada
WRITER / DIRECTOR: Ryan Coopersmith & Charles Muzard
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
PRODUCER: Hans Sahni
COORDINATOR: Keishla Rivera-Estrada
DP: Matt Sweeney
1st AC: Steve Kan
GAFFER: Jay Carey
KEY GRIP: Braden Barton
SWING: Tanner Johnston
SWING: Matt Krueger
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Ashley Swanson
ART DIRECTOR: Chris Roberts
CONTRUCTION: John Adams
SET DRESSER: John Flores
COSTUME DESIGNER: Phoenix Mellow
HMU: Brenna Haukedahl
SOUND MIXER: Chris Bennett
PA: Steven Taylor
POST PRODUCER: Alex Parks
EDITOR: Charles Muzard & Ryan Coopersmith
VFX: Joe Humpay & Bryan Wieder
COLORIST: Matt Turner (Absolute Post)
SOUND MIX: Sam Cross (Gramercy Park Studios)
ADDITIONAL MUSIC: Dan Handelman
SPECIAL THANKS: Mark Murrell (76Ltd)
December 11, 2017
->TK-422, you need to stay in tonight.But Commander, I have
to take care of my father.
->Soup's cold.Father, you have to
take care of the galaxy.
->At your age, I already
had two kids, an ex-wife...
Both>and a chain of Tosche Stations.I know Papa.It's no wonder why you
can't find a decent woman.
You can't even heat up soup!
->Keep 'em coming.You don't think I haven't seenThe times have changed, Papa.Well I haven't!I try.Why can't you just be
with your own species, son?
->Maybe love has no speciesGod dammit!It's because I'm human, isn't it?Nobody ever conquered
the galaxy with a song.
->Maybe that's because
nobody ever sang it.
->The Rebellion found us.I'm not going anywhere
until you look me in the eye
and tell me that Endor
meant nothing to you.
->I'm afraid it's no good, son,You know, it's funny, pa,