100% Illegal Fireworks

to see

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I found a free dating site _________M e e t R i c h.com_________ .where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------

There is a legit site (syphtr.com) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

I bought some illegal fireworks for the party I am cohosting tomorrow @ Dukes in MALIBU with MILEY CYRUS and LINDSAY LOHAN. Cover is $500 but if you bring an Ed Hardy clothing item to donate to poor kids in Africa you get in free! I AM THE FACEBOOK GUY. FACEBOOKS #1 celebrity. I POKE more Hoes than Magnum PI

100% illegal video: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dda3f61fe4/michael-jackson-smack-down

A favorite of all true patriots.

Tim and Eric are rolling in their grave.

i want his face.

hes hot.. bAHAHAHH

I love his fake walking

i love the make-up… i’m not sure if it was falling off or that was supposed to be skin…

i blew my thumb off

HA HA! Brilliant! Love that South Park Mr. Garrison voice too!

Feel like doin a little somethin for the country? Watch BORDER PATROL at www.atom.com.

BORDER PATROL is a Comedy Central web series that is very very very awesome.

AMEN!

You’d think from a business perspective, he would hide his missing fingers and half of his face, but hey, that’s just me.

Genuinly funny. I didn’t notice his burns at first and then all the missing fingers at the end was great.

the whispering at the end, and “it’s a county fair in a stick” were brilliant!

walk the razor’s edge