Which of these steaming hot bad boys would you bed, wed, or murder?
- July 30, 2015
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Writer - Fran Gillespie
Director - Ryan Perez
Producer - Sean Dacanay
DP - Aaron Ulrich
July 30, 2015
Fran Gillespie: Ok, I guess I would do Harry Styles, date Louis Tomlinson, die...
D'Arcy Carden: You know, I don't want to kill any of them. I can't do this
one. I honestly can't.
> New one, new one, new one.
Do, date, or die, bad boy edition.
Jocelyn DeBoer: We love bad boys.
> You do love bad boys. Ok, Donald Trump...
> Oh my god.
> Wait, what?
> El Chapo.
> No, no, no, this is awful.
> Bill Cosby.
> Now we're twerkin.
> You can't answer,
because you didn't answer the last time.
> I know, I know.
Oh my god, what's wrong?
> These are actually awful men.
> Awful boys.
> They're so bad..
> Oh my god, ok.
> Who would you do?
> Definitely do El Chapo for sure, because he's like the classic
hot bad boy.
> You know, he's not a bad boy. He's an evil man.
> Also he has that sexy mustache, and he's always playing hard to get...
> El Chapo escaped from a prison through a sewer on a motorcycle.
> Don't tell me that. That is so good.
> I heard a rumor, his dick is a shiv.
> What do you mean?
> I mean his dick is a knife.
> Why would that be a good thing?
> That is so hot. Come at me.
> If I had to do one, I'd probably do Cosby.
> Oh, no.
> Only if he didn't know what it was happening, while it was happening.
> Oh, you'd drug him, like get him back.
> I'm not going to cop to that.
> I'm not going to cosb to that. I don't know.
> Ok, I think that I would marry Donald Trump, because I've always wanted
to be the first lady.
> He's not going to be President.
> I would marry Trump, because, if I was his wife,
he wouldn't be able to rape me. That's what his lawyer said.
> The thing about marrying Trump is like in a couple of years, he'll
probably trade me in for a younger model, which is totally fine, because then
I'll be like filthy rich.
> Yeah. Cash in.
> Cash it out.
> But Trump [Inaudible]
> Ok, I guess I'd kill Cosby.
> I think Cosby should die in prison.
> Ok, Olivia, that's not the game we're playing right now.
> It's not do, date, or die in prison.
> You know what, I actually would definitely kill
El Chapo, because he's killed so many people.
> You guys, we can't say
that out loud. Seriously, he's got eyes everywhere.
> You know who else has eyes everywhere?
> Oh, that's so good.
> Ok, so if we're not doing Cosby, we date him?
> Uh, I can't.
> What are the pros and cons?
> Pro, Cosby is a doctor.
Con, Cosby is a rapist.
> It's all sounding the same to me now.
> This is impossible. I really feel like this is an impossible task.
> Ok, let's just scrap it okay.
> We've never had to do that before.
> New one. We're not going to go to bed on one we can't...
> No. We can't do that.
> Ok, do, date, or die, Robert Durst...