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Funny Parody of "Blues Man" By Hank Williams Jr. & Alan Jackson .... "The Boob Man"... more »
Published September 27, 2010 1.9k views More Info »
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Fuck U !!!
"The Boob Man" Lyrics: By Crank Hardley Jr.
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WELL I'M JUST A SANGER,
I LIKE TO GIVE FOLKS THE FINGER,
LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY DINGER,
SOMETIMES ALL NIGHT LONG,
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I LIKE TO DRINKY THE BOOZY,
DRINK ALL NIGHT AND CHASE ME SOME FLOOZYS,
WHEN I AM DRUNK I'M NOT CHOOSY,
I GOT A WANDERIN' DONG,
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I DON'T TAKE SHIT OFF A NO ONE,
I LIKE TO GET NEKED & HAVE FUN,
I LIKE TO SHOOT SHIT WITH MY GUN,
WHEN I FEEL RIGHT I GO WRONG,
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I LIKE A WOMAN WITH HEADLIGHTS,
CAUSE THE BIGGUNS' SHORE FEEL RIGHT,
MAKE MY BLUE JEANS FEEL REAL TIGHT,
BIG BOOBIES SHORE TURN ME ON,
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HEY BOOBIES I LOVE YOU,
HEY BOOBIES I NEED YOU,
HEY BOOBIES JUST A ONE LOOK AT YOU AND I'M A NEKED HORNY MACHO MAN,
YOU WASTED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE,
BUT I DON'T CARE CAUSE THEY JUST FEEL RIGHT,
SHOW ME THOSE PUPPIES BY THE FIRELIGHT,
THEY CALL ME THE BOOB MAN
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I LIKE A WOMANS BEHINDER,
IT MAKES A GOOD SCROTUM GRINDER,
I'M A WATERMELON RINDER,
I DON'T WHAT THAT MEANS,
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A BIG OLE' BUTT & NICE A RACK,
MAKE ME HAVE A BIG JACK ATTACK,
I GET THE TINGLE IN MY SACK,
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
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HEY BOOBIES I LOVE YOU,
HEY BOOBIES I NEED YOU,
HEY BOOBIES I DO GET TIRED OF CHASIN' WHORES AROUND UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN,
I'M OVER 40 YEARS OLD NOW,
NIGHTS WOULD BE SO COLD NOW,
IF YOU HADN'T ,FLOPPED EM' OUT,
AND SHOWED EM' TO THIS BOOB MAN
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I'M OVER 40 YEARS OLD NOW,
NIGHTS WOULD BE SO COLD NOW,
IF YOU HADN'T PULLED MY PANT'S DOWN
AND CLIMBED ON THIS BOOB MAN

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