As Donald Trump explores outside his natural habitat, he must discover new ways of asserting dominance over his foreign counterparts.
BUY OUR STUFF, or we’ll come into your home… From Dumbshit Mountain, sketch comedy by “intelligent people.”
There are consequences to Call of Duty.
20 years after attempting an epic pub crawl, five childhood friends reunite when one of them becomes hellbent on trying the drinking marathon again. They are convinced to stage an encore by mate Gary King, a 40-year old man trapped at the cigarette end of his teens, who drags his reluctant pals to their hometown and once again attempts to reach the fabled pub — The World’s End. As they attempt to reconcile the past and present, they realize the real struggle is for the future, not just theirs but humankind’s. Reaching The World’s End is the least of their worries.
Tonight is the series finale of American Idol, and Kelly Clarkson texts Ryan Seacrest to check in on what he thinks will happen on the show.
Leave jury duty for lame people who can’t yo-yo!
Thank goodness we have Jon Stewart to translate the undistinguishable frustration that black people are trying to express about the Confederate flag flying over the state capitol of South Carolina.