I'm F**king Myself on Valentines Day by MC Sampler 'N The Halfway House

Description: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-f*****g-myself-on-valentines/id500168744?... I'm Fucking Myself on Valentines Day by MC Sampler 'N Halfway House The best song about break ups around Valentine's Day by MC Sampler 'N Halfway House. Recorded with Santo Ludy at Ludy Tunes Productions on 8 mile and Gratiot in Eastpointe, Shot and edited by Ryan Archibald www.RyanArchibald.com MC Sampler is Harry Artin Berberian, Halfway House is William James Hamill. The "hot babe" is Jim Talkington. Shout out to Ryan's assistant, Jeff. Shout out to Michael Dane, Armani Knight, Jason Keith, Skeeter Murray, Joe the Bartender, Todd Starks, and to all those people who have ever been brokenhearted. Also shout out to Joel Fragomeni aka Upchuck the Clown and the Psychopathic Records Family, Juggaloes, and Juggalettes worldwide! Produced and marketed by Electric Eel Entertainment. www.ElectricEelEntertainment.com ***LYRICS*** CHORUS #1 I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself cause the bitch went away! VERSE ONE CHANT: Slut. . .ho. . .slut. . .ho. . .slut. . .ho. . .Tramp bitch! 1. I'm sending this love letter to my ex, 2. cause you're with another guy and you're probably having sex 3. Buying you candy, buying you flowers, 4. making out with him, while I jack in the shower, 5. Buying you meals, buying you gifts, 6. Oh, he's just a friend . . . YOU started THIS rift! 7. Being all flirty, making those passes, 8. Give me those guys' #'s, I'm kicking their asses! 9. Putting tabs on my ex, is a full time job, 10. My heart's in the mud, I'm a loved starved slob, 11. Stalking your Facebook? Give me a break! 12. I'm blockin you bitch, give others a shake! 13. You say you're at your job, and you're working so hard! 14. More like your with a guy, and he's eh, kinda hard! 15. You always said you'd be forever mine, 16. Guess we've got different interpretations of time! 17. I can't that image out of my head, 18. Of him slapping your ass, I gotta take my meds! CHORUS #2 I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself cause the bitch went away! REPEAT VERSE TWO 1. Bill Fuckin Hamill, you can call me Halfway! 2. Now here's my story about Valentine's Day! 3. I brought her roses, candy, even a ring, 4. And a song I'd written her that I intended to sing! 5. She came out of class and into the hall, 6. The way she looked at me, I felt two feet tall, 7. She said, "ah, yo B, whatre you doing here? 8. You'd think with all the shit in my hands, it'd be crystal clear 9. Hey yo, baby, ya wanna go eat? 10. Ahh yeah, but I'm goin with Keith. . . 11. Keith? Who the fuck is that? 12. I'm a stone cold whoop his ass! 13. Oh he's my lab partner ya see, 14. It's all good now, chill out now B! 15. Chill out? shit, there goes my plan 16. Now I'm left standing with my dick in my hand 17. So I'm going home to pound away, 18. Here's what I say, yo, Motherfuck Valentine's Day! CHORUS #3 I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself cause the bitch went away! REPEAT EXTRA LYRICS (VERSE THREE): 1. You're burning my heart with your cigarette hot! 2. I'm not an ashtray, bitch COULD YOU please JUST stop! 3. I wish my heart was bulletproof, like your pussy! 4. But apparently it's not, you got an STD! 5. Screwin guys, you say you're not a ho! 6. From what I gather, you're a walking strip show! 7. It's been so damn easy for you to move on, 8. I'm holding a pity party, so come on! CHORUS #3 I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself on Valentine's Day, I'm fucking myself cause the bitch went away! REPEAT (FADE OUT) SFX: Sound of gunshot