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You're Welcome: Solange/Jay-Z/Beyonce Fight Recapped in Memes
Published May 15, 2014 50k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Matt Sweeney: Cam Op
Sara Armijo: Hair and Makeup
Jack and Justin: Directors
Kegan Swyers: Editor

HI GUYS, DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.
THERE'S A LOT OF WEB IN THIS
WIDE WORLD. WE FOUND SOME STUFF
THAT ISN'T TERRIBLE.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T TURNED
ON YOUR INTERNET THIS WEEK
BEYONCÉ'S SISTER SOLANGE WAS
CAUGHT ON TAPE BEATING UP JAY Z
IN AN ELEVATOR.
THE STORY'S STILL DEVELOPING,
AND WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS
YET. WHAT WE DO HAVE IS A PILE
OF MEMES. TO THE PILE.
MICHELLE OBAMA ISN'T MAD
SHE'S JUST DISAPPOINTED.
SOMEONE EDITED THE SOLANGE
WIKIPEDIA PAGE TO HIGHLIGHT HER
NEW TALENTS.
SHE'S ACTUALLY AN UNLOCK-ABLE
CHARACTER IN STREET FIGHTER.
HADOKEN!
BLUE IVY WANT'S A PIECE OF THE ACTION.
SECURITY IS GOING TO HAVE TO
BE TIGHT AT THESE SHOWS,
ESPECIALLY ELEVATOR SECURITY.
(BING)
THIS HELPFUL DIAGRAM
ILLUSTRATES WHAT WENT DOWN.
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR DEAR
FRIEND VAL KILMER TO SEE
IF HE HAS ANY THOUGHTS.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
UNFORTUNATELY WE STILL DO.
OK. THAT'S ALL THE INTERNET FOR NOW.
BYE.

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