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Dos Toros Taqueria presents "Guac It Out" written, performed, directed and produced... more »
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CHORUS



We guac it out! x 8



East side guac it out



West side guac it out



North side guac it out



NYC guac it out!



 



Tyler:



Yo I'm a toro at heart, not a bully



err body knows that I guac it out fully



I get the works extra habbie skip the crema



That's the sour cream, not the Kremer



I be east bay hailin, new york city slayin



Rolling up burritos nearly every damn day



and if you say you ain't guacked it out lately



change that up playa and guac it out daily



 



Gray:



I just be cutting the meat, and cutting the meat



Right up on the chopping block you know is where I’m
chopping



They be on some “gimme some cheese” and “gimme sime cheese”



But there’s already a slice of cheese steamed on the bottom



Sippin on an Arnold Palmer round the clock



Rice ain’t vegetarian it’s got a lil chicken stock



So darn popular, line around the block



On your way out, don’t forget to order guac



 



CHORUS



 



Leo:



Now back to the guacamole



I drink it up like vanilla Stoli



I can’t stop it like a bad goalie



Avocado you my one and only



Up in da club with a couple of chips



You can find me VIP doing guacamole dips



Jarritos on ice take a couple of sips



It tastes so nice when it hits ya lips



 



Bridget:



Yo my name is Bridget at DT they call me Gidget



Get that taco steam it flip it then put guacamole in it



You can find me by the steamer showing playas how to play



Thug life til I die, 
and give a shout out to Ray Ray



 



Lloyd:



You could get a quesadilla taco or burrito



Gotta have the guac or the pico, black beans or the pinto



Don’t forget the carnitas, the habanero will give you a
fever



Don’t forget the sour cream verde and rice



Also you should eat at Dos Toros from morning to night



If you don’t want to stop at 14th and 4th
ave, that’s fine



Just walk a few blocks to West 4th and Carmine



 



CHORUS



 



Oliver:



East coast Gordo’s – is Dos Toros



Looking for burritos tacos platos you can score those



I got more flows, and even more tortillas



Monterey jack cheesy melting quesadillas



It’s O Krem but you can call me Guacka Flocka Flame



Bring the habanero pain, make it guacamole rain



It’s insane, I can’t even explain what I’m tasting



On any given day I’m getting guacamole faceded



 



Aquarius:



Don’t guac it out on solo, I represent my Toros



This food is awesome for those who love it fresh made daily



Topped with pico and guac and have a party in your belly



I’m excited so I’m telling the world about our tacos



Service with a speed and smile, get your platos



Or have a mexi-coke, that’s for my sexy folks



We’re talking serious grub this food is not a joke



The food we make it with love and that’s the antidote



 



CHORUS



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