It's almost nice to hear Trump be so honest about how much he loves himself. Almost.
- November 03, 2017
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Zack Poitras
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November 03, 2017
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(vocal imitation of a thud)
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- President Trump.
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Earlier today I sat down with him at the White House.
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It's interesting, you're getting, you're getting ah,
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hit from the left and some on the right.
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(electronic beat thumping)
- Let me tell ya,
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the one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I tell everyone else that listens, I mean,
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the one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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Well, like it's a major story now, I don't know.
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The mainstream fake media, 'cause they are fake and phony.
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But I just don't know if they're gonna pick it up.
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But I know the one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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It's very sad.
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The one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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It's very sad.
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It's very sad.
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It's very sad.
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But, ah, it's very sad.
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Is me.
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Tremendous tool.
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Let me tell ya, the one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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Tremendous tool.
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Tremendous tool.
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- Push your vision through.
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- I want my vision, but my vision is my vision.
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- Push your vision through.
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- I want my vision, but my vision is my vision.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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It's because when it comes to it,
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that's what the policy is going to be.
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You've seen that, and you've seen it strongly.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm not saying this in a braggadocios way.
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I don't think any president, in nine months,
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has done the job that we've done.
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Has done the job that we've done.
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Has done the job--
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- Are you getting the credit?
- That we've done.
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Ah, no, I'm not getting enough credit for it,
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because I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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One of the greatest in the history of our country,
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and I'm in here now 10 months,
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I'm not saying this in a braggadocios way.
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You have to understand something very important.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I tell everyone else that listens,
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I mean, the one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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It's not gonna be very pleasant, I guess, for anybody.
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- Are you having fun in this job?
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- I am.
- Is it--
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- I love it
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The one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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But ah-
- Your family's adjusting.
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- I am, I am, you know, they go through it.
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The one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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The one, the one, the one that matters is me.
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The one, the one that matters is me.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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- Push your vision through.
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- But my vision is my vision.
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- The one the one that matters is me.
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- Push your vision through.
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- I'm the only one that matters.
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I'm the only one that matters.
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- Push your vision through.
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Push your vision through.
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- The one, the one that--
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- Thank you so much, Mister President.
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- Thank you very much.
- Really appreciate your time.
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- Appreciate it.
- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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- In the end well it's not gonna be very pleasant,
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I guess, for anybody.
(metallic creaking)





