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the best time to be a thief, is when you’re a fetus…no fingerprints (if he’s gonna steal stephen wright’s jokes, so am i)
this was funny. i totally agree about the straight edge thing. these jokes without laughter are starting to grow on me.
Jokes without laughs is right. There is nothing funny here!
Great stuff!
I love Jokes with out Laughter!
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the best time to be a thief, is when you’re a fetus…no fingerprints (if he’s gonna steal stephen wright’s jokes, so am i)
this was funny. i totally agree about the straight edge thing. these jokes without laughter are starting to grow on me.
Jokes without laughs is right. There is nothing funny here!
Great stuff!
I love Jokes with out Laughter!