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Published October 04, 2009 810 views More Info ยป
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Published October 04, 2009
National Coming Out Day

Hello.

It has come to my attention that October 11th is national comingout day.
National coming out day? Isnt everyone out yet? Come on, what are you waiting for, National coming out day?

Anyway, Id like to dedicate this next song to all you people still in the closet. Come out come out wherever you are!

I am a lesbian and I like to have a joke
I love to watch the L word and I love queer as folk
If you want to tell your people that youre lesbian or gay
Then I am here to tell you that there is a special day
Its a perfect day to come out and a day to be so proud
On October the 11th you can shout it out aloud
That youre here! Youre queer! You take it up the rear!
Im here! Im queer! Im a pussy engineer!

Coz I am a lesbian, and I like to have some fun
Ill sleep with your daughter but never with your son
So accept me as I am
Coz I dont give a damn
About those people who think
That I should see a shrink
Who are they to decide
That I cant go to gay pride?
See I was born this way
And so gay Im gonna stay
Because there is no way to fix it
I just love the way she licks it...

Now if I could just get her to lick it a bit more often
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