Michael Cera gets fired from Knocked Up

My fellow director. Judd, may I call you that as we work in the same profession? From this amazing behind the scenes work I can see you're obviously stressed out from directing and producing too many films. I kindly suggested you take a long vacation. Try only producing 10 fucking feature films a year for a change. OK? Then maybe the rest of us unemploy... more >

My fellow director. Judd, may I call you that as we work in the same profession? From this amazing behind the scenes work I can see you're obviously stressed out from directing and producing too many films. I kindly suggested you take a long vacation. Try only producing 10 fucking feature films a year for a change. OK? Then maybe the rest of us unemployed directors might have fucking CHANCE TO GET SOME FUCKING WORK YOU TALENTED MOTHER FUCKER!!! Oops. Did I just write that out loud?

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my dearest new friend,
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What a bale of BS, Michael! No wonder you got fired...anyone else could have added more veteran energy, and I'm about to give you the secret ingredient for next time. Consider this a lesson learned: Swear. Not just any word, pick the same word & use it over, and over. That will help you stay in character *plus* build the depth of your character. Carefu... more >

What a bale of BS, Michael! No wonder you got fired...anyone else could have added more veteran energy, and I'm about to give you the secret ingredient for next time. Consider this a lesson learned: Swear. Not just any word, pick the same word & use it over, and over. That will help you stay in character *plus* build the depth of your character. Careful when you go home that your new found energy doesn't have transitive properties in to your personal life. Here is the rest of the secret, regardless of your religion: Be a good Christian.

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